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One of our allotment holders is a retired bobby who lives near the allotments and "keeps an eye open".
Unfortunately, he is well known for letting his dog foul the village streets as well as receiving an official warning when his dog bit someone. His allotment is also the untidiest.
So, perhaps Pentillie will have a word with his "ex commando lads"......sounds like they could earn a few bob frightening off allotment thieves and vandals around the country
Some years ago I worked for a while on a site near an urban fringe allotment which must have been a couple of acres, Because of vandalism and theft the city council eventually had to enclose the whole thing with ten-foot high heavy duty mesh fencing and give the allotment holders keys to the enormous padlocks on the massive gates. A sad case.
Have any of you out there seen the film harry brown ? Or death wish ? That's how you stop the scum
I think you may be going over the top, Kevin.
Feed them asparagus until they can't stand the smell.
OK point taken just an idea how about tie them up and make them listen to miss Cheryl Cole ! That should work or kyle minoge
Okay, cctv linked to a passive PIR run off a car battery. Simple but effective. Someone breaks the PIR beam which switches on the camera, the light from the PIR lights them up. Smile your'e on candid camera.