Posted: 19/08/2013 at 22:21
From an old seaside postcard;
Daphne, over the garden fence, says to Flo next door, 'Well I sent my husband down the garden to fetch a cabbage; he went and fell over and died!'
'Oh my' says Flo, 'what did you do?'
'Well,' says Daphne, 'I had to open a tin of peas,'