Posted: 23/11/2013 at 16:14
A lovely London woman I know used to say, 'she's got more front than Selfridges'.
Also she said, 'Oh, I wouldn't get one of those microwave ovens. I like to put the joint in the oven on a Sunday morning and then I know I've got enough time to change the beds. If I had a microwave, I'd only have half an hour to change the beds.'
So owning a microwave can alter the time space continuem. Scary.