Posted: 30/07/2015 at 00:43
I think we should train all cats, dogs, birds, foxes, mice, rats, badgers and every other creature on this planet to come into our houses and learn to use the loo. We probably won't stop moaning until they have mastered grabbing some andrex in their paws/ beaks and wiping their little furry/ feathery behinds either.
Seriously folks, we are the only creatures on this planet that uses a sewer system. We are lucky, but look at all the rubbish we've put into the ground and still do. We poison nature due to overwhelmed sewage systems, spilling excrement into the ground and water system. We add a lot of sewage to the world due to our greed with farming livestock. We poison the rivers with our chemicals and hormones, making the fish sick, sprout two heads and start speaking to each other in klingon (well, not quite - yet) and we basically ruin the planet with our greed and need to control every aspect.
OK, a bit of a ramble, but seriously - where is a cat/dog/rat/fox etc etc supposed to go? Exactly where we did not so long ago - on the ground. Some countries still do this!
I do get cross that folk expect animals to behave like humans as far as toilet habits are concerned. It's never gonna be fido or tiddles sitting on the pan and flushing, nor is every cat going to allow their owners go walking with them on a lead and poopascoop. A cat is a cat, not a dog.