Posted: 06/04/2013 at 07:22
Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over the other and said, "By 'eck! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For £5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the blummin flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up a five pound note.
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town
His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager chum.
"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.
"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!"