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Charlie November

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loved gardening quotes

Posted: 04/10/2014 at 12:20

"A book is like a garden carried in the pocket." - Arabic proverb. They do revere gardens over there. Imagine walking through this all day and then entering this.

Camera Corner

Posted: 03/10/2014 at 20:18

Good grief.

I'm pretty sure your garden isn't big enough for this many akebias or this many gladioli.

 How many would you like? Would anybody else like some? Are we still sending freebies to Somerset? It's not as if I have a use for them or it would cost more to send them all, but ... that's a lot of seeds.


Having given it some thought, that's only a few square metres of gladioli. That would probably look wonderful. It's still a lot of akebia seed, but I don't know what sort of germination rate they'll get. It looks like a tomato-style fruit to me, meaning it probably evolved to take advantage of hungry gibbons not bothering to chew, and may have a lower germination rate if it hasn't been subjected to certain biological processes.

What's the star in your garden right now

Posted: 03/10/2014 at 20:13

It is, indeed. Quite how a sunflower got planted under the gutter remains unanswered, but I have my suspicions involving birdfood and birds.

Feed the birds a lot. Get sunflowers in weird places.


Camera Corner

Posted: 02/10/2014 at 17:15

I'm agreeable!

I've got the dried stems of the Gladiolus byzantinus sitting on a windowsill, too, with a fair number of seeds in them. Not sure how long it takes them to flower.

Very specific hedge plant requirements

Posted: 02/10/2014 at 17:07

The site I checked said "3 to 5 per metre" and that's the basis I used for those prices. I assumed that was 33cm between them in a single row or 20 along and 20 back or forth each time (28.3, acc. Pythagoras) in a double row. As you said it was the top of the hedge you really wanted and there's a fence behind it, you don't really need a dense bottom ... of the hedge ... and you said you wanted it thin, too, so I'd go with the single row. You can always hide it behind a line of something knee-high, perennial and pretty.

What's the star in your garden right now

Posted: 01/10/2014 at 18:11

I'd call this one a "late bloomer" but it's actually a return to the thread after its 22 June debut:

 ... and this one deserves a mention for sheer nerve, combining "say it with flowers" with "shout it from the rooftops" maybe:

 Maybe one of the birds is taking an interest in gardening.

Very specific hedge plant requirements

Posted: 30/09/2014 at 23:04

Pete8: 300ft beech hedge? Tall or long? This is a 300ft rock face. Those would be impressive trees!


My father has a lonicera hedge ... about 1.5m long, in the middle of the garden, as a feature ... ... and it's very dense, meaning it can be shaped very precisely, so it's good for "formal" looks.

Here, I'm losing a Japanese privet hedge to honey fungus and the GC say they can't get armillatox any more. It's being replaced with self-seeding elder, which doesn't really do hedges that well.

One big thing you have to do if you want a dense hedge is prune the **** out of it. The privet here was planted in a line and ignored for 20 years. Result: 8m high, 2m thick, hedge with long, thin trunks and long-thin branches in the middle rubbing the bark off each other in the wind. I took it down (with a hand-saw) to knee-height and have been pruning it ever since to get density for the small birds. If it wasn't for the armillaria killing it off from both ends, it'd be a beautiful strip of cover and habitat for them in another year or two.

"Sweet bay" comes to mind ... and a quick search reveals it's sold as a hedging plant and also known as "bay laurel" so I guess that's one you've already seen. They say Portuguese laurel is a good and hardier alternative for wintry locations. The reason I had it in mind was that it's more resistant to that fungus than most things.

The smallest ones on this website I found are 20-30cm, and based on experience planting woodland they'll get over being moved so much more quickly that they actually overtake the larger ones within a few years. They're also a lot cheaper, less than half the price of the 120-150cm ones. 3 to 5 per metre for 15m is 45 to 75 plants, £270 to £450. Free delivery, and 7.5% off for buying in bulk so £250 to £416.

Camera Corner

Posted: 30/09/2014 at 22:43

Well, I like bees, although I wouldn't go so far as to say that "I like my women like I like my coffee: covered in bees!"

Not enough of them around, really.

While I've been distracted by the new kitchen being (mostly) fitted, my first Akebia has gone from little green sausages to ripe, open and drying fruit:

 Anybody want the seeds?


Posted: 26/09/2014 at 19:24

For £160 you could have a couple of young goats ...

Music in the Garden

Posted: 26/09/2014 at 19:20

The Carpenters - while fixing the trellises.

The Birds - while cleaning bird-houses.

The Stranglers - while clearing bindweed.

The Shadows - while shooting rats.

Madness - while clearing up cat poo.

The Cure - while tending to the feverfew.

Skid Row - walking on exposed tree roots on a slope in the rain.

The Eagles - a little ambitious, but I'd be delighted if they came.

Er ...

Gladys Knight - while tending to gladioli.

Iron Maiden - where I'd like to put the neighbours' cats!

Billie Jo Spears - another possible solution to that problem?

Chopin - firewood an' haulin' it to me father's place ready for winter. Sorry.


Nobody Does It Better (even if that's only because I'm the only one bothering to do it at all)

For Your Eyes Only (well, actually, the dustbin men get to see it too, every 2 weeks)

Take My Breath Away (Really dusty ivy)

A Forest (takes a lot more maintenance work than you might think)

A Hazy Shade Of Winter (feed the birds and go back inside - sod the plants)

A Red, Red Rose (got two of them)

A Rock And A Hard Place (what I usually find when trying to plant fruit trees or dig out stumps)

A Thousand Hours (and it's still not done)

A View To A Kill (damnable grey squirrels)

Afraid To Shoot Strangers (so make sure you know what's behind that squirrel)

All By Myself (except that there's a man who comes round to mow the lawn)

Almost Over You (from the akebia to the fence - direct sunlight is within reach)

The Apparition (is nature's way of telling you to put away the toold, go inside and get something to eat)

The Ash Grove (well, three ash trees and one knee-high stump that regrew)

Autumn Leaves (make a mess)

Bad Medicine (not that I'm growing any such thing, as far as I know)

Bed Of Roses (does he mean the blooms or the thorny stems?)

La fleur que tu m'avais jetee (est mort, mais j'ai quel-que chose avec des fleurs comme la)

Che Gelida Manina (È necessario indossare guanti)

Clair de Lune (Les chauves-souris ont besoin d'amour trop, non seulement les oiseaux)

The Crimson Petal (on the ground indicates that rose has finished blooming)

Dances With Wolves (er, no, not in this garden)

Eden (you flatter me, Sarah)

El Condor Pasa (that would be most unexpected)

The Walk To The Paradise Garden (give me another 500 years to work on this and another 1000 acres and about £5,000,000 in the bank and I'll try, but no promises)


Discussions started by Charlie November

Holy glyphosate, Batman! What's that?

Huge thing with tiny white flowers and heart-shaped leaves 
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Rose cuttings: timing

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When is honey fungus not honey fungus?

At least I didn't spend anything. 
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Apple tree with white leaves

It seems to be healthy enough, if slow-growing 
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Not a lily. Not an apple tree. 
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Planning? Measuring? Me? 
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Leaving tulips in the ground

Can they be left in if the drainage is good? 
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