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Fuchsias! to prune or not to prune?

Posted: 20/03/2015 at 23:04

Really don't know about the rust. Waddington seems to have had a dry Feb, Mar, Apr and a very wet May last year, but that may be irrelevant. Maybe it was lurking in the unpruned stems, and cutting them away removed a lot of it and left only vigorous growth that was too healthy for it to fight? RHS reckon it's cyclic between hosts or lurks or both. Very helpful.

An octopus's garden in the shade

Posted: 20/03/2015 at 22:49

I was thinking of sticking to the "35cm max height" ones for that area and nothing over 50cm south of it, so stuff couldn't whip across it. I'll have to see how near the ground my own bedding gets before I can decide that one, I suppose.

If I pave the whole area, that's something like 16 sq m of paving, with 16 sq m of sand under it. That's a lot of weight to haul around and a big job to get properly level.

I reckon most plants will cope with a flower being pulled off or with being pulled up and trodden back into place, and if they don't I can replant.

So ... variations on a theme:

 A reduced central group of flowers, where there isn't actually any line, or a central gravel patch and access a little nearer the approach, with more gravel between the access and BT's cover.

Thing is: I've got to hide the messy concrete block and the stump of the old line in the middle and don't fancy filling in enough to pave over them or smashing it up and hauling it all out then redoing the base on the new line. Some pretty gravel might be the better option, though.

The circles are where the ends of the four arms go, so laundry will be hanging well within those circles not around the edges of them. I think it's probably far enough from low-growing plants.

Ooh, new find: 60x30 and 40x40 slabs and matching circle-in-a-square sets. That might work better. 1.85m, 2.17m and 3.05m diameter, though? That doesn't fit with any of their slab sizes. That's not rational!

Oh, well, if I hide the corners with plants overhanging them I can make it look rational enough, eh?

 Solid patio under the line. Gravel in the centre space. Access from path beside house is all of 45cm wide but there won't be anything even knee-high next to it. More gravel between there and the telecoms hatch thing. Solid edging to protect the patio structure, then plants around the outside overhanging to hide the corners.

Now it seems a LOT of work for a washing line. I'd think if I was going to do all that I'd want ... a fountain or a statue or a statue holding a fountain or a little table with four chairs or ... something other than a washing line.

Cat Poo on my raised veg beds

Posted: 20/03/2015 at 17:45

A wooden frame the same size as the veg bed, braced at the corners, with wire pulled across it back and forth at narrow intervals, standing tall enough to be a nuisance for a car to walk across, ought to work. They won't like to stand on a 2mm wire and they won't like having to lift their feet over the wires, and if the wires are far enough apart for their legs to go through but too close together for their bums to go through, they won't be able to sit down through them. You may have to weave the wires at right-angles to stop them pushing the things apart and making wider gaps.

If wire doesn't put them off, try barbed wire. No way will they slide that stuff around once it's woven together.


Posted: 20/03/2015 at 17:39

Stephen King book was The Stand. That's from X-Men: Last Stand.

Runnybeak: can't you put the collar on the pitbull's neck? That might work better.

They don't scare Texans called Matt, though, apparently.

An octopus's garden in the shade

Posted: 20/03/2015 at 17:24

Oh, should mention: improving the lawn is an expensive on-going job, soaking the ground with broad-leaf weedkiller and fertiliser and sprinkling grass seed on it again and again, and has a large carbon footprint. Replacing it with low-maintenance perennials and then neglecting them makes it a cheap carbon sink. We've got a bigger lawn that does get sun for several hours in summer, so we don't really need that one for picnics. First picture in this thread is taken across one end of the larger lawn.

On paving around the laundry line, I have two ideas:

 The one on the left uses five 90x60 slabs like the ones we already have and one 60x60 and provides a dry area under some of the line and a dry place to stand to load it from one side. The one on the right uses twelve 60x60 and nine 45x45, which I found for sale on a website that didn't put a pop-up in my way and therefore didn't get into my bad books (I hate that s___), and provides dry ground and dry standing under the actual strings of the line, with pretty plants in the centre. 30600 v 61425 sq cm of hard surface, so the second idea's twice the work and has fewer plants overall. We don't really need to be able to walk around the thing, of course. It rotates in its stand, so I could just do the western (top in diagram) part of design 2. Alternatively, I could extend it a little where those slabs are and put a little seat on the extension and people could winch the line down, walk around it on the path and sit among the flowers with tea ... or more likely beer.

Thoughts, please?


Posted: 20/03/2015 at 16:15

KEF, you mean as referenced in Last Stand?

Callisto: If you're so proud of being a mutant, where's your mark?

Magneto: I have been marked once, my dear, and let me assure you, [pulls back his sleeve to reveal the Nazi concentration camp serial number tattooed on his arm] no needle shall ever touch my skin again.


Posted: 20/03/2015 at 15:54

Blue Onion, there's got to be a story behind getting a tattoo on the inside of a bone. Did they let the tattoo artist into the operating theatre or cut you open in the shop or what?

Do not click this link.


Posted: 20/03/2015 at 15:41

Lucky numbers?

Fuchsias! to prune or not to prune?

Posted: 20/03/2015 at 15:36

doris, last year's weather history for Southend-on-Sea says it only got down to -1 once in late March. 2013 did -1 and -2 quite a few times and had a -4 in early April. 2012 had a couple of -1s in April. 2011 just dipped that low once near the end of March. I wouldn't say all risk of frost has gone, but it seems unlikely you'll get a killer, especially as it's been an unusually mild winter and warm February.

Hmm. Who'd know better? The RHS? tender perennials such as dahlias, cannas, pelargoniums and fuchsias before the first frosts

Plant tender bedding plants out after the danger of frost has passed; this is generally late May in the south of England and June elsewhere. Always harden off plants before planting outside

If you're got a magellanica, it might not matter anyway.

An octopus's garden in the shade

Posted: 20/03/2015 at 14:43

 That's it on a 10cm square grid. North is to the right and slightly up, so the early afternoon sun gets in but at noon the trees by the river are shading the lawn. By 2pm, the house's shadow is already on part of it.

90x60cm paving slabs along the top edge (west side), with bricks instead for some reason in two places. BT have some buried services there, and there are two 60x45cm slabs in the lawn further east for no obvious reason. Wall along the north side is 1.4m high, and it'd be nice not to grow anything much above that. South end is 70cm of cobbles, then manouevring space for cars. East side slopes steeply down to the river, so I'm limited in what I can do there and reluctant to take out the plants that are holding the bank together.

Edit: done some doodling with various brush sizes in GIMP and I reckon I can get a line of waterside astilbe along the wall, 60 mixed white & dark purple dusky cranesbill in front of that and curved out to the birch tree, about 12 square metres of bog primulas and bergenias from there to the laundry line, shortest at the front, and 4 square metres of hellebores in between laundry line and parking. I'd put four 90x60cm slabs around the line and another two between there and the existing path for access (what's worse than getting soggy shoes while taking the laundry in? Dropping your laundry in the mud!) and some sort of edging around them, and that fills that space. 9 climbing roses 1m apart would fill the length of the hedge with extra colour ... if they can be persuaded to grow through it, not in front of it, of course ... and that should do.

Sounds like a lot of bergenia and bog primula, though. Maybe that needs breaking up with ... hostas? "Hostas will grow on any fertile, moisture-retentive garden soil." Well, it certainly is that.

Sound good?

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