Posted: Yesterday at 17:49
My polite smile has shown considerable signs of strain.
At the AGM the first question I was asked was
"who are you?" Turns out I wasn't on the list!
Next question was
"where's the ambulance?"
Oh! So you WE'RE expecting me then! But no one told me to bring the ambulance (apparently the only reason we'd be 'invited' to attend was to bring the vintage ambulance). Boss for some reason isn't answering his phone at this point.
Still it was a good meeting, lunch was provided but not a single item was gluten free judging by the migraine I am coming down with. How you get gluten in a tablespoon of potato salad (enough to look polite and stop questions of why aren't you eating) and an apple I found which may or may not have been intended as a table decoration I have no idea.
Time to get changed and see what jobs I can put off today!