Posted: Today at 06:48
His lordship had a early start today. It went like this;
He announces he's going to bed. So I don't disturb him I go to bed as well. He proudly announces he's laid his clothes out in the other room so he won't wake me in the morning.
I roll over unable to settle and notice he's still playing on his phone.
His alarm goes off. His plans not to disturb me I realise might be flawed at this point.
He lets the dog in to the bedroom... cue a big hairy thing that want a to play and bark at any noise. noise like his lordship using every kitchen cupboard to make breakfast.
Comes back in with a cup of tea (nice gesture at least),
Then asks loudly from the landing if I needed anything from my car (less valuable than his for parking in dodgy station car parks),
Comes in again to tell me his car needs fuel (being a V10 petrol sports car it's never a surprise),
Tells me he's emptied the dishwasher, (what's he trying to do scare me?)
Comes to say goodbye.
At least when he finally left and I wandered down to turn off the lights I could admire the bags under my eyes in the mirror he hung up last night. 🤣
Last edited: 23 November 2017 06:50:14