Posted: 17/10/2016 at 10:30
Got to work with my stomach cramping like I've been punched by a brick layer. Luke warm mullered rice however soft and gentle it might look isn't soft and gentle enough.Never mind all I need to do is avoid stress and drink plenty of fluids and...
.... what's that? The other trainer for today has called in sick? Oh bother.
.... Wait what? The other member of staff hasn't turned up leaving you all on your lonesome and being forced to call in a trustee whose trying to organise his fathers funeral on a day where he could REALLY do with not being at the museum? (Legally we need two members of staff in the museum and no one else is answering their phone).
.... Electrical failure on at least two exhibits? Great.
.... Can't print off the maps or session plan because the printer has broken? *Twitch*
.... A volunteer accidentally took home a set of keys so we can't get in the basement if we need some emergency cleaning supplies? No problem!
... For fudge sake! At least the school bus went to the wrong school so on the other side of Sheffield are 60 most annoyed small children no doubt getting more and more hyped up waiting for it to beat its way through the traffic to them before it can sail on to the good ship emergency museum!
I swear to God if you offered this place to a film crew they'd turn it down as being too unrealistic!!
If anyone could nip home and knock off the last of the plaster for me I'd be most grateful. I think I wont be good for much come tonight!