Clarington


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HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 14:42

Oh Dove and Wonky. As sad as I am for you, I am so happy for your (grand)mother that she was able to go peacefully. I hope that you treasure your memories and have plenty of giggles at them.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 16:55
Police helicopter, search and bite dogs, many many police cars... things are livening up on our street!!

*locks door and hides*

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 14:06
KEF damn things haven't drowned so far! Bitterly cold out there now so have built myself a nest on the sofa and shall watch Criminal Minds while Reggie snores beside me.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 13:19
Went to Aldi for some vegetables...

... came home with a weed wand.

Has anyone had any success with burning the weeds away? It looks potentially useful on the areas I can't dig out.

Just waiting for it to stop snowing so I can try it.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 06:54
Morning all. I've been reading about this cold blast we're due to be hit with... I'll not bother turning the heating off just yet!

Help with ideas

Posted: 26/04/2016 at 07:18
I adore option b. The path through the middle is practical and the shape makes a nice bold statement which can always be softened with planting should you find it too harsh.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 26/04/2016 at 07:16
Morning all. Should I be leaving left out if the asshats are not pm'ing me? Obviously they realise just how much damage I can cause with my superior spelling mistakes and firefighter boots to trample over freshly seeded lawns. Chicky; people are odd. Just remember when you receive one of this messages - I am here with 400 gallon of freezing cold water ready to lay siege to their green houses!!

Gloriously sunny but COLD here. I had a brilliant time yesterday delivering a talk to a town womans guild (even if we did have a complete technical failure) so shall be spending today polishing a few bits up ready to use again... if anyone else will have me that is!!

Anyone for another mug of tea? I've discovered A2 milk; lacks a certain protein and is doing wonders for my stomach problems. TEA FOR EVERYONE!!

So...............

Posted: 25/04/2016 at 10:13

I'm 30 now Steve so not that many years ago!

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 25/04/2016 at 10:12

For the love of chocolate get the farmers in to do it. They've the equipment, the strength, and it'll not damage you which is the most important bit!!

 

I've come to work on my day off to give a presentation. A kind archivist (and person who knows all the information I need to do said presentation and in fact would be 1000 times better at it than me) offered to come in to help make my presentation look generally awesome as he was too busy to assist on Friday.

He's not here.

My presentation looks so very bare and is in not many hours time.

You lot are currently proving a welcome distraction from otherwise crawling into a small ball and hiding.

So...............

Posted: 25/04/2016 at 10:06

I don't know what you're complaining about. I (as a 27 year old female) spent six months working for a company where they all insisted on calling me MARK because that was the name of the engineer before me and it was "simpler" that way.

Discussions started by Clarington

Blackberries

Now you've grown them; how to eat them 
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Watering tiny indoor plant pots: a solution!

 
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Suggestions for themed flowers

 
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Hello Forkers - March Thread

A friendly place for frolics and chat for all members to come together to socialise. 
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Cactus Display.

Any ideas and inspiration? 
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Sawdust

Can I use it for anything? 
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HELLO FORKERS! November Edition

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HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

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HELLO FORKERS! September Edition

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Plant Swap

 
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Does putting slate on your pots help keep the soil moist?

 
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HELLO FORKERS! July Edition

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Ideas for a small shady corner

(of the vegetable garden) 
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Tiny Plants

For tiny pots. 
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HELLO FORKERS! June Edition

A friendly place where we can chat to each other about all sorts of things - everyone welcome! 
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