Posted: 06/12/2016 at 11:51
..........Cold & foggy here but the sun is making an effort to break through..........
Harrumph! Could try harder
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Yesterday the fog here was awful. Proper pea soup and using the whirly orange light on the top of the truck to make sure when I was on the country lanes people had a damn good chance of spotting me.
Today it is just .... grey.
Well there I was sat at family planning when I heard a voice I recognised. A friend who died last year made a fire safety video and it was him in all his glory telling people to know their fire escape routes. It completely took me by surprise and I was so close to bursting into tears when fortunately the suffering of others cheered my mood no end.
Teenager boy enters family planning clinic, looks like bambi and scuttles up to the reception
Boy: can I have some *mumble mumble mumble*
Receptionist: some what?
Boy: *mumble mumble mumble*
Receptionist: (rather more loudly than you'd think needed) Oh! You mean CONDOMS. Do you want a selection pack of CONDOMS or just the ordinary CONDOMS?
Boy: (goes bright purple in the face) *mumble mumble*
Receptionist: (hands over a carrier bag full: seriously she must really over estimate this poor boys stamina!)
Boy: (makes for fast escape)
Receptionist: HAVE A NICE AFTERNOON!
All patients in reception:burst into laughing
With that lot even if he's making balloon animals he's guaranteed of a good something ;)