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HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: Yesterday at 10:36

Well fudge. I sent the boss many many emails yesterday as he was floating around the building and rather hard to pin down to talk too.

He hasn't read any of them (I get read receipts). Which means today (he's now out of the office) I can't spend the day revising as required but can instead... sit in my unheated "cupboard" (its meant to be an office but offices tend to have more facilities than this) and... well I'm not sure what I should be doing. Or what I even CAN do.

Watch You Tube videos on how to plaster would be a start looking at these walls.

using a propagator

Posted: Yesterday at 10:28

I always leave the air vent open on mine. How damp have you been keeping the soil? 

HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: Yesterday at 07:31

Punk I'm 31 and regularly do WI talks! Not about anything as dramatic and newsworthy as what you've been up too but still... NOT OLD!

HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: Yesterday at 07:08

Morning all.

I should have baked a cake for last night's GBBO: we stacked on far too much chocolate instead.

No work on the house last night: three parcels that were meant to turn up on Monday failed because the address didn't exist (but the driver is there most days) finally arrived yesterday with a third missing. This of course is after the parcel on Saturday that is still awol.

Seems sellers and couriers have no way to communicate and buyers are left wondering if they'll ever get the things they pay for.

I have an order arriving today. War will be declared I'd it doesn't arrive on time! It's the dogs food!

HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: 26/10/2016 at 14:14

Oh Pat :( 

Ever had one of those days where no matter what you do nothing actually seems to be happening? I think I've stared at my laptop all morning. 

Mind you: I have the first five hours of 9/11 playing in the room next door which is not exactly inspirational. Fortunately the exhibition closes on the 30th October so I shall have to hope for something a little more soothing next.

Poor Reggie was most confused this morning as I took him on his morning walk. Normally this is reserved for his lordship but he seems to be struggling to wake up with these darker nights. I have a feeling that this wont be the only time. Still at the moment there is more that he can do on the house than I can (nothing left for me to destroy) so I can't have him wearing himself out walking the dog when he should be doing the electrics.

HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: 26/10/2016 at 07:01

Oh Hosta we really need to go through the concept of day off don't we. 

The dark nights are making it very hard to want to get out of bed.

Monty Don and Potting compost

Posted: 26/10/2016 at 06:56

I enjoy Monty. But I do think sometimes that what they need is a little garden in Yorkshire in the shadows of the slag heap and previously owned by a builder who liked to bury his rubbish rather than recycle.

HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: 25/10/2016 at 19:57

Pat, as you probably know my stomach is... well ruined with a splash of FUBAR. If you have any questions on FODMAP or even just need a rant feel free to send me a message. 

Please please however remember that it takes weeks to undo the bad stuff so remember as you start it'll not be an instant cure. I was told not to expect to see any changes for 6 - 8 weeks.

Well work was... interesting.

Puppy and I are now hiding in the caravan to stay out of the way of his lordships DIY efforts. We have suffered our SECOND courier cookie up in a week so progress is hampered :(

HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

Posted: 25/10/2016 at 08:22

Fairy; first aid courses have changed so much. When I did my first it included child birth, amputation, pelvic splints and was a one course for all eventualities affair. Now they offer specialist courses like paediatrics only with a waft of adult first aid (in case a staff member gets a poorly). Most first aid courses for "average Joe's" realise you're only a phone call away from an ambulance where the control operator guides you through it anyway.

Here we are offering free 20 minute sessions covering CPR, recovery position, and answering questions to put minds at rest and give people confidence. All ages and abilities;  often at the same time!

Tree and stump removal

Posted: 25/10/2016 at 08:16

I'd also suggest the stump grinder route; a tree surgeon took down out tree and "killed it" with chemicals. Near two years later the stump is as healthy as ever!

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