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Posted: 26/07/2016 at 17:11

Have you any plans yet Stevie? How much extra light do you have now? Do remember to wear a t shirt if you go out in the mornings!

Delivery driver has delivered. I've just popped some pork shoulder in the oven for supper. I'm feeling really hungry despite breakfast and lunch so have decided we need a blow out proper roast with all the trimmings. Many many roast potatoes and yorkshire puds! 


Posted: 26/07/2016 at 16:47


Did someone mention cake? We do like cake.

I look forward to seeing your pictures.

work in progress

Posted: 26/07/2016 at 16:46

I can't believe how large your allotment is! I asked at our local allotment about waiting lists. The woman there wasn't able to offer up much help but did tell me that a lot of patches had been divided up into quarters which meant that you'd not fit a water butt on much less a shed and decking if you wanted any space for plants too!

They wont catch me......

Posted: 26/07/2016 at 15:41

I used to wear the padded shorts, lycra, full works as I cycled to work and always hoped that the boss didn't have customers visiting early (he did on several occasions but never commented so obviously I looked awesome).

My neighbours must think I'm nuts!

Posted: 26/07/2016 at 11:58

That is beautiful Doghouse.

They wont catch me......

Posted: 26/07/2016 at 11:57

As someone who has fallen off her bicycle more than twice... I hope you are at least wearing a helmet!

I for one wont be offering to get the tweezers out if you get gravel in your soft bits falling off because you're being chased by the men and ladies of the south.


Posted: 26/07/2016 at 11:56

The local garden centre is offering half price plants today! Where are you delivery man don't you realise I need to go and inspect the bargains?? Quality control of course I've no where to put any plants! (If anyone wants an aloe vera, sea holly, fargesia cabrida short arse bamboo, yellow iris thingies...!!)

Stevie: more work, no more money, not so much as a shiny sticker. But its all for a good cause and will look awesome on my CV as I polish my halo. 

Oh PP! You fool! Look after your hump. 


Posted: 26/07/2016 at 11:51

15 miles out of Sheffield and we've had two big rains since the heat wave / summer started: enough to keep the water butt from being completely empty thank goodness.

Today we have...grey. It keeps hinting at sunshine but gosh isn't it so much cooler! 

Has anyone else noticed now that the weather has cooled down all the birds have returned? My garden is alive with birds today but last week we barely saw any.


Posted: 26/07/2016 at 09:56

Thank goodness you had someone to let you in Fairy! I have a huge fear of not locking the door when I am last to leave. I've been known to drive back home (half an hour drive each way) because I can't convince myself that I've done it.

Trouble is I don't trust myself enough with keys to have a yale lock fitted that can just slam shut! 

Day off today! Yay! Think of all the wonderful places we can go now its cooler so I don't need  to worry about the hound ... What's that? Will you wait in potentially all day for a parcel with no specified delivery time?


I'll just stay at home and wash the curtains and the such like( mind you if you saw the state of the bedroom curtains when I removed them and realised the dust on the top of them you'd all be very disgusted at me!). I can't even go into the garden as I can't hear the door bell and delivery drivers around here are shockingly bad at doing the ring and run approach (or as I have seen at my neighbours walk up the drive with the "sorry we tried to deliver but you weren't in" form already filled out. I leapt the fence and took delivery much to his disgust!!)

Still the family freezer has been sorted and organised. I might leave the other one for this afternoon.... can you handle the excitement? New project at work starting in September means even more work load so I need to learn how to manage my time better. I've tried trying to split myself but there was a problem with that. I've gained the extra me I require (especially around the belly) but can't work out how to do cell division. DOH!

Now. Do I have enough ingredients to make some kind of sweet treat that ISN'T FOR THE DOG THIS TIME ?


Posted: 25/07/2016 at 07:51

Mrs. G; my last beaver camp at the museum blew my hearing aid up! I didn't even know that could happen. The poor little thing popped and plunged me into slightly a slightly less noisy chaotic sugar filled madness.

A wonderful breeze outside; I'm hoping for a less sticky work shirt today 

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