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Indoor plant

Posted: 16/07/2017 at 08:08

I'm afraid I have no answer for you but by commenting I will have bumped this thread (your question) to the top of the forum where hopefully someone much more educated than I will answer.


Posted: 16/07/2017 at 08:06

Good Lord!!


Posted: 16/07/2017 at 08:05

I haven't even bothered to read his or her comments before hitting the block button. Such a delightful thing to have. As a member of aristocratic stock I really do find it most bizzare that people like to sit in their one bed council flats pretending to have grandeur to a bunch of people on the internet that frankly; really couldn't care less. Aren't there special websites these people could go too? I wonder at what point it becomes a recognisable mental illness?

We used to get people like this on the spinal injury forums pretending to be disabled. To think that they walk (ironically) amongst us in the street is almost frightening.

Coming soon... At last ....Chateau de Gateau

Posted: 16/07/2017 at 07:59

Oh DD I'm sorry that silly little man can't realise how worthless he is, how by leaving him you have achieved such greatness in a tiny amount of time! Keep your head up and the community will show him how stupid he is.

I love the ideas of private parties! 

Hello Forkers ... July Edition

Posted: 16/07/2017 at 07:49

Oh Nanny! I wish I was able to come over and stamp my feet around. A stranger in a suit with a clipboard really does work wonders sometimes.

Cleaning update: he's cleaned all the wheels and started on the lights... That's six hours of cleaning. 

Shall we start placing bets on him wanting to use my car to go to Monday (I'm off work) as his will be too clean to use?

Yesterday I experimented with my bread maker; I really am fed up with shop brought bread. I was brought this super luxury fancy pants mixer a while ago- to find that you can only use one setting for gluten free and that disables all the posh ingredient dispensers!

As you can see... the super expensive pre mix type stuff was a complete disaster! Time to hunt the internet for more ideas.

For anyone feeling glum I thought I'd add a photo of Reggie; someone likes whipped cream!

Hello Forkers ... July Edition

Posted: 15/07/2017 at 14:12

Afternoon all. Three loafs baked, chocolate brownies cooling, and now watching the qualifying (F1).

Yesterday I found out that his lordship has spent over £300 on cleaning products for his new car; it even has it's own special towel...

... shame it's rained all weekend so he can't use them! He's currently trying to show me you tube things of how to clean a car properly.

Tempted to go out in the truck up some muddy tracks for a good coating of mud to balance things out.

Hello Forkers ... July Edition

Posted: 14/07/2017 at 06:48

Morning all. Home alone in the office today so hoping to make some real progress with the paperwork mountain.

Hello Forkers ... July Edition

Posted: 13/07/2017 at 18:45

Evening all.

I'm putting the kettle on for anyone that needs a brew.

Hello Forkers ... July Edition

Posted: 13/07/2017 at 07:12

Morning all.

Discovered the hedgehog is still around in the garden last night which is nice.

Now managing a massive stomach flare up so won't be on nest form today.

Hello Forkers ... July Edition

Posted: 12/07/2017 at 21:08

Hmm.... first cottage I find is shared use of owners hot tub and

"This property is suitable for Naturists"

They're the bird watchers; right? 

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