Posted: 30/01/2014 at 09:14
I really need to get back on the 5:2 diet. I felt loads better but winter and moving has left me so drained at the best of times its hard to get motivated. Could never have drunk a cat of coffee though no matter what my diet was. The smell alone of coffee makes me gag so wet cat mixed in would be awful!
A lad trying to catch his train this morning decided he would run THROUGH my stationary car parked on the main road.
Needless to say it turns out foolish young men bounce quite well.
It also turns out (after he smeared himself across my boot trying to keep as tight to the racing line as possible despite there being no other car around) that
a) My car is amazingly filthy to the point that I should probably be a little ashamed
b) His lightly coloured clothing did not survive the incident without some very noticeable questionable stainage
c) The next train isn't for half an hour.