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HELLO FORKERS! September Edition

Posted: 01/09/2016 at 06:47

You'll find the August threads here..

I can't believe it's September already. Summer ends in 22? days.


Posted: 31/08/2016 at 22:28

Didn't see it trending Steve. Must be my modesty filters!

Does it link in to "your sister tastes lovely" at all?

Things I don't get

Posted: 31/08/2016 at 07:14

mmmmm Christmas cake and cheese. Best bit about the festive celebrations!


Posted: 31/08/2016 at 07:11

Morning all! Back to work today. Let the chaos commence.

How are you at multi taskin'?

Posted: 31/08/2016 at 06:55

I often multi task with my brain planning several things completely separate to what my hands are up too.


Posted: 30/08/2016 at 22:02
Steve the Gardening Vet says:

Hope all is well Clarington.

See original post

 Nothing a spot of WD40 in the right place can't sort I'm sure.

The meter is rather interesting to watch. All well in the summer but I can see us walking around with head torches and winter coats come winter.

Mind you the way our DIY efforts are going that might not be far from the truth.


Posted: 30/08/2016 at 21:47

My plums never make it to ripe. A day before they're perfect something else eats them. I'm starting to think they're just not people food!

Partner announced I've been slurring my words and getting more incorrect placements (I.e. saying spoon instead of vacuum cleaner) of late. I'll see tomorrow if the receptionist will let me even try to make an appointment with the GP. I hope you are all able to understand me!

Things I don't get

Posted: 30/08/2016 at 21:41

Anyone for a Yorkshire Fat Rasel?


Posted: 30/08/2016 at 17:01

Lilly; a dehydrator dries food to preserve it. Brilliant bit of kit I love mine now I handmake all my dogs food and treats.

I wish Reggie would even think about chewing a dentastix he just takes them in the garden to grow amongst the lawn weeds.

Planned supper, scrubbed kitchen... lordship texts to tell me he wants to make dinner tonight. I wonder if he'll at least acknowledge the concept of cleaning after you make a mess in there tonight. 

Feeling quite tired and headachy of a sudden. I wish I could nap in this heat!


Posted: 30/08/2016 at 13:03

I now have a shiny new smart meter fitted for our gas and electricity. I think his lordship will be fitted with a head torch from now on.

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