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Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 16/03/2017 at 09:33

Punkdoc; your other half sounds very sensible! 

DON'T let your skills go to waste but DO LOOK AFTER YOURSELF. You are no good to anyone if you were to get over there and need help yourself if you burnt out. For the next month focus on getting yourself physically healthy again. Then you can decide what to do next.

My day off is going well. We're down to two sockets and the stove fitter is unwell so won't be appearing today. They have offered if I sit around all day they will see if they can squeeze me in. This is not how I wanted to spend my one day "off" til the end of the month and I still need that birthday gift for grandma!

Put my first batch of tomato seeds in this morning, more will go in as required. Of course being sensible I carefully laid everything out... and dropped the labels so we've no idea which one was what.

Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 16/03/2017 at 06:17

Morning all. 

Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 15/03/2017 at 18:23

Ob; when the house is complete and the mess finally gone I shall... get everyone round for a BBQ in the garden.


Lawn mower won't start despite my mechanical persuading and we're starting to loose light. Looks like the lawn escapes another day as he lordship won't be around to assist for a few days.

My day off tomorrow has has its plan thrown away, not the boss but his lordship. We were travelling down on Saturday to see his family. Now we're going on Friday night. This means I no longer have a spare evening to prep the hounds dinners for another month. 

It also means that no only on my day off will I be going past the window of work but I've less time to look for grandma's birthday gift. I am loath to resort to chocolate and cut flowers.

Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 15/03/2017 at 15:36
Dovefromabove says:

Good morning Clari 

 Are you plugged in and switched on?

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 Dove: much excitement in the household. We now have FOUR PLUG SOCKETS that work. One for the washing machine, another for the internet box, and the other two for extension leads to trail work lights as required around the building! All temporary fixes but its a start.

The log burner is coming tomorrow morning. I have noted a few things I don't want to see on the works diary that may cause the boss to ask if I can come in anyway. So I'm going to hide up here where he can't find me until 16:00 and I can run for the hills*

*Tesco, and then more mopping down of the house

I need to find my grandmother a gift. She's the kind of person that has everything (including the nearly 30 year old baby bath from her grandson that's sitting in the loft "just in case". Just in case? Is she expecting a baby to be delivered in the post and left on the door step with a note??) She likes watching the garden but isn't hands on and if I provide any more bird feeders I think the blue tits will have heart attacks.

WHY DIDN'T I BREAK ANYTHING WHEN I WAS THERE AT THE WEEKEND?? It would have been so easy to trip over and break the toaster, or one of the many vacuum cleaners or SOMETHING practical and easy to replace as a gift! 

Hosta I hope the damage hasn't spread too far and that you've plenty of wildlife that will come and dispose of those horrid things.

Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 15/03/2017 at 07:03

Morning all!

Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 14/03/2017 at 17:42

Oh Wonky how exciting! Not just that we use the same hair dresser but that you have a greenhouse! I love my greenhouse. Even if just to stand it and let the heat burn through the aches in my joints.

I wish you lived closer I'd have hired you to sort out my garden once and for all without an inch of hesitation. I have Thursday off; I hope it's dry because I want to have session #968 on deciding how I want it to be. I feel by the time his lordship is home I'll have changed my mind again.

I took advantage this morning of a ELECTRICAL plug socket that works (yay) and the dry weather (yay) to wash some essentials. How is it you ask them if they need any washing doing and they say no... only to ask the next day if they have clean pants for tomorrow? 

Somehow clothes on the line feels a long over due welcome sight! Here's hoping it hangs around for a few days. It has a wonderful effect on ones mood.

As did seeing this chap! Could a frog look any happier?


Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 13/03/2017 at 16:38

Just nipping in quickly while at work as my brain needs a rest from work related things but my bum seems fixed to the seat.

The lounge has been plastered. The rest of the house will get done next weekend: I think the plasterer under estimated his timings somewhat! Still at least I can still have my log burner fitted on Thursday and make a start on transforming one room from mess to... well.

Less of a mess?

Oh my gosh what a mess. Nothing new and nothing unexpected but I've only just managed to get rid of all the old mess and now I have to start again. I laughed when I went to my grandparents and she apologised for the state the house was in as she hadn't dusted that day... DUST? I don't even remember what dust looks like. We are beyond the dust bunnies here. 

Still if this warm weather can hold up a few more days I can... hide in the greenhouse planting tomato seeds while his lordship cleans up. (A girl can dream: I haven't managed any chilli seeds yet - may have to sneak off and buy some plants if I can find any suitable).

Ob: noticed Pauline talking about cramps (I will confess I haven't looked back to read all the past posts yet). I get cramps in my legs if I don't eat my banana every day. I think its low potassium. I also get stomach cramps (aside from the lady stomach cramps, and then the dysfunctional stomach cramps) if I'm not drinking enough water. Either way: not great! Do look after yourself. And if you drink enough you'll be so busy peeing you wont have to worry about cramps.

You & todays internet media

Posted: 13/03/2017 at 16:27
raisingirl says:

There are people who like starting arguments (trolls)

There are people who need to vent their frustration but are not brave enough to confront the real causes (bullies)

There are people who are just rude (idiots)

There are people who mean well but sometimes say the wrong or an unthinking thing and cause unintentional upset (normal)

There are people who always want to have the last word and don't really care what it is (egotists)

There are people who try to be funny but the joke doesn't 'come across' in type or out of context (misguided)

And - on the other end - there are people who chose to take offence where none was intended (snowflakes)

All of us fall into one or other category sometimes. Are you self aware enough to know which you are, Mike Allen (and your aliases)?

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 This is possibly the most beautiful thing I can see on the internet all day.

Gardening as a career

Posted: 13/03/2017 at 16:25

Not knowing your age or abilities I would suggest the getting of a bicycle might be an option to help you get to the garden centres as the first step on the gardening ladder? A suggestion I thought of doing was looking for one of those trailers that children sit in that attaches to the back of the bike for the carrying of small garden essentials to keep you self sufficient (or in case a few close neighbours want an odd job gardener and can provide the likes of a lawn mower themselves).

Definitely go for the qualification. You can never know too much and the brain does like to be stretched.

Hello Forkers - March Thread

Posted: 09/03/2017 at 17:07
punkdoc says:

Hi all

Are we of any use for anything Clari?

Sunny and very windy here, am enjoying some light weeding and tidying, trying to identify planting spaces for a greenhouse full of plants.

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 Oh punk doc so many things but we're in polite company!! ;)

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