Latest posts by Clarington

Where are all the ranters?

Posted: 07/05/2016 at 21:00

B3 my garden is ONLY stocked with plants from the sin bin. It really frustrates me when I go in find they've found an enthusiastic person who actually cares for the plants!!

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 06/05/2016 at 17:16

Wonky; you wouldn't chuffing believe it but...

I've hit the age when friends are getting pregnant DELIBERATELY.

Seriously I swear someone must have sent a memo round they're all at it! Even the sensible ones.

Fortunately I don't check my inbox very often so have missed out on the latest batch of sproglet's.

Have I grown too much

Posted: 06/05/2016 at 07:02

I'd have told him to stop counting and start watering! It's all normal; remember if there's space there's not too much.

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 05/05/2016 at 19:18

Well that's the lawn cut, and thanks to Clarington tripping over the world one of the flower beds too.

Still at least the weeds are less noticeable now.

My lawn has suffered somewhat with the hound and his lordship using it all winter. I'm not sure whether to leave it and hope it bounces back or try and investigate a pet safe way to give it a boost. What do you think?

Don't seem to be able to shift a headache that's been bugging me all day. I hope I'm not allergic to the sunshine!!

Your new-look forum

Posted: 05/05/2016 at 07:23

Yay I can post pictures from my mobile!

I've just used the latest post" forum option. The first time it worked fine so after commenting on a thread I clicked it again to see what else I've missed... it's now refusing to show me anything newer than three days ago (including not showing the thread I'd just responded too).

Something needs tweaking if you'd be so kind Nora!

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 05/05/2016 at 07:18

Interesting you say that Dove; I'm finding the website better on my phone!

Well my scouts were mostly well behaved on their visit to the museum last night. BUT as they left their scout leader gave us a box of chocolates as a thank you! That is the first time I've been given anything other than a cold from visitors. One leader commented that he was amazed how much detail I was able to produce about the building, the emergency services (past & present) without any notes or prompts... I had to confess that while I can remember all of this it's rather pushed out day to day stuff like phone numbers! 

Today a very clever teacher has gotten around the voting closure by booking her two classes in to the museum; I have to say I was very impressed since so often it's a lost day. 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 04/05/2016 at 18:24

Feeling better yet?

I do hope so. 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 04/05/2016 at 18:23

Some of the plants in flower in the garden (I missed off the clematis, strawberries, and random blue flowered thing that just will not die no matter how much we ignore it. )

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 04/05/2016 at 18:22

You know what we all need? Some silly pictures to make us chortle.

Lets see if the forum will let me oblige...

Awful new format for forum

Posted: 04/05/2016 at 18:16

Lantana. I can see three adverts and one post (yours).One at least is gardening related (poor Mr TItchmarsh looking very tired with his no fuss guides).

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A friendly place where we can chat to each other about all sorts of things - everyone welcome! 
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Rhubarb in a potato sack?

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Maggots in my strawberry plants.

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