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Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 15/01/2017 at 17:02

Evening all.

Well I got everything other half needed at the shops, nothing for me nor fathers birthday next week. I do so hate shopping centres! Why do people just suddenly slam on the brakes when walking in crowded areas? Can you just step to the side before causing push chairs to crush unsuspecting ankles?

I've spent all afternoon curled up in a blanket keeping warm. The gauge assures me it's 11'C in here but feels much cooler. OH will be home around 19:30 so I am planning a big roast for 20:00 which will inspire my rump to get moving. It'll definately be roast potatoes here Aunty; it would be mutany to offer anything else on a Sunday.

Dogs urine making brown spots all over the lawn

Posted: 15/01/2017 at 16:53

Now the easiest way to prevent the burn marks is to dilute the urine with a watering can of rain water. Of course this only works if you can follow your hound around and won't help your clay situation.

Could your dog be trained into peeing in one area? On a tree bark chipping special area for example so the grass will be left alone?

Come spring you might want to start thinking about caring for your lawn: aerate it to improve drainage and start a system of sprinkling compost and sand on the top finely to be naturally to boost the quality of the land. Til then I'd advise (as with all lawns over winter) that you try to not walk on it to avoid the soil getting compressed and the grass further damaged.

Privacy from play house

Posted: 15/01/2017 at 14:55

My neighbours young child likes to sit on the outhouse watching all of his world around him.

Fair enough?

He also likes to disturb the dog so that he barks and thus (being a loud land shark bark) disturbs all the others in their gardens, the dog of course wants to keep us safe and can't understand why he isn't allowed to eat this invader to his territory.

Child also likes to demand your attention, calling out to you no matter what you're doing, who else is in the garden. He then narrates what is going on, quite imaginatively to be honest but it does put an edge on your BBQS and social gatherings.

When he is bored you will find his toys in the garden; footballs usually they bounce well off the patio and make a fantastic splash in the pond. The dog can't understand why he is not allowed to destroy these new things. 

If you are lucky Eva your neighbours child will be uninterested in you. If nothe please speak to your council and be prepared to ask your neighbours to respect your privacy.

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 15/01/2017 at 09:27

Morning all! Managed most of my chores yesterday including making two huge lasanges so the freezer is once again topped up with emergency / lazy day meals. My slab laying looks a little wonky though (emergency new path to the caravan with the impending worsening weather, OH has been too busy to do it so I thought I better take action. After all if he trips and breaks a limb the house will stay cold ALL winter). 

House update: most of the messy cutting into bricks is now done. Once the council respond to our messages (agh) we can arrange the first fit viewing from their "inspector" and then start getting wires laid.

Today I have to venture out to the shops for some essentials. Not meadowhell fortunately; but not the garden centre either.

Cold has settled to a chesty cough; lots of hot drinks and moving around til it gets unsettled and naffs off. When I get home there is a blanket and collection of Sherlock to catch up on as a reward while OH is out for the day.

Keep comfortably warm and hydrated everyone.

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 14/01/2017 at 08:23

Oh Hosta! He must have been so panicked to find your car missing!! At least you know he's being observant.

Lots to do today but every joint aches; quite literally every joint. My hands feel so bad I can't recognise anything I'm touching just the pain. I think lots of hot drinks and rest. 

I still need to recover the compost bin and retrieve the rest of next doors paper (recycling bin) from the pond.

Keep safe everyone. We're being quite lucky with the weather so far.

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 13/01/2017 at 17:12

Can I come to yours for supper BL?

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 13/01/2017 at 07:17

Fidget: I hope your other half isn't too troubled by the rolling. I've been on ferries in similar circumstances and am thankfully not affected but for my travel sick companions it was a night worse than hell.

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 13/01/2017 at 07:16

Pat: Reggie is starting to become quite the lap dog but at 30kg you can imagine it often feels a lot like your picture!

Chicky do keep safe on the roads. I am hoping some people will choose not to travel if they don't feel confident. Unfortunately like my not bring pressured in to taking my germs at work I don't think the common sense approach will be applied too heavily.

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 12/01/2017 at 17:09

Back home; hot water bottle, hot ribena, no intention on shifting my rump for an hour or so.

Tonight we're having chilli con carne with rice and garlic bread. I am feeling a little chuffed that I can claim to be so organised that when I'm ill I can raid the freezer to get healthy home made choices that his lordship only has to heat up... best hurry up and get better else it's frozen peas and sprouts on Saturday and this facade will be completely ruined. 

I need to get better by the weekend; I need to retrieve the compost bin.

Most unusual fruit/vegetable you've ever grown?

Posted: 12/01/2017 at 17:01

Chilly Willies.

Thry proved most educational.

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