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Hello Forkers - February 2017 Edition

Posted: 04/02/2017 at 15:20

*disinfects the Internet*

Hello Forkers - February 2017 Edition

Posted: 04/02/2017 at 12:46

Hosta; I'm told the restriction on icebergs is because restaurants and cafes are finding that in some cases the supermarket is cheaper than wholesale and so have been trying to empty shelves.

How true that is I don't know.

I managed some sleep last night, it's gloriously sunny and I so want to be in the garden BUT my back is so tight the things I want to do I can't. The daffodils are appearing and so are the weeds!

But good news everyone! I invited the plasterer to check things over this morning. In front of his lordship we booked a starting date... first weekend of March.

Anyone wanting to run a book on this?

Hello Forkers - February 2017 Edition

Posted: 04/02/2017 at 01:08

Morning Pat!

Ive been woken up due to snoring dog / man issues. They're not even synchronised  What a racket!

Hello Forkers - February 2017 Edition

Posted: 03/02/2017 at 12:40

Ob: with the 16 (hours fasting) : 8 (hours you can eat) is it your normal calorie intake or is it restricted at all?

Hello Forkers - February 2017 Edition

Posted: 03/02/2017 at 12:38

Ob: electrics is definately a priority but not something I can do hands on. After all... no electrics = no propagator! I'm itching to sow chilli seeds but alas have no where to put them.

Hello Forkers - February 2017 Edition

Posted: 03/02/2017 at 11:37

Morning all! Stealing half an hour of peace (my school group are exploring on their own) and taking the chance to sneak in and say hello.

I've decided to dig out my 5:2 diet book and do something about my

a) rather overly cuddly belly

b) increased family risk of diabetes

Today is my first fasting day. Has anyone else done 5:2? I did it before (when it first came out) and felt great, but I found (oddly you'd imagine) that come my feast days I... didn't really feel hungry! You expect to be famished but I struggled to eat enough (yes I admit to get my calories up I could snack on a chocolate brownie but I'm not really sure thats in the right spirit of things!) Perhaps when spring starts to make its appearance more work in the garden might help boost my appetite.

This year his lordship mentioned the garden was looking a mess. I can't disagree with him. But it matches the house so nicely (electrics SHOULD be going in soon.... haven't I said that before?) I still haven't finalised my plans for the garden, I keep changing my mind. I'm currently thinking about triangle shaped vegetable beds to make more of a visual statement (until the garage is built they will be on view from the house) and also avoid any having to stretch over long distances. I think tomorrow (yay weekend) I might get a spray can out if it is dry and mark out some beds on the lawn and see how they look.

It might at least prevent his lordship from mentioning the state of the place if he realises that he is my apprentice digger!

Keep safe everyone. I better get back out there and patrol the corridors of the museum. It is so strangle quiet with such a small group in today!

Naturalising snowdrops

Posted: 03/02/2017 at 11:26

I planted snow drops under my plum tree three years ago. I also planted some in amongst the lawn but unfortunately the hound has turned the lawn into a race track so they have been squashed. 

Expect it to look a little bare to start, mine are only just starting to clump up and look truly natural: its beautiful!

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 30/01/2017 at 15:20

I shouldn't even imagine the thoughts of a million people will even be mentioned to Trump.

Its starting to get cold. Silly me not to remember to bring three pairs of socks. Two is simply not enough!

A friend in museum land just sent me a message asking if I had a lone worker agreement. Oh how silly! I don't even have a contract why would something designed to ensure my safety be even a tiny thought in the bosses, or trustees minds. 

There must be a fun new job out there for me somewhere. I just wish I knew where. Knowing my luck it'll be in the back end of the highlands!

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 30/01/2017 at 13:01
Dovefromabove says:

Clari - OH says sit in the fire engine cab, go Brmm Brmm and Ding Ding a lot and sing the Pugh Pugh Barney Mcgrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub song ... 

Last edited: 30 January 2017 12:19:50

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 You mean like a normal day?!

I'm not going to have a rant about the almighty mess a volunteer has caused simply due to the fact that we have a few of them that forget they don't have the power to confirm details.

I'm not going to rant.

I wont.

I may however abuse the hot chocolate machine.

Hello Forkers January 2017 Edition

Posted: 30/01/2017 at 10:34
Hostafan1 says:

this made me laugh.

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 It is just a shame that the government have already dismissed it. The whole "will of the people" only seems to work when "the people" have been steered into an appropriate way of thinking that the government are comfortable with.

I am now at work. It is cold. I am all alone until 16:00 when a volunteer joins me ready for this evenings visitors. I have already run around touching the DO NOT TOUCH signs. What to do next?! 

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