Clarington


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HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 01/05/2016 at 11:19
Morning all. I had completely let it pass it by that May was so close! I am not ready for May!

I did however just pick up some Sea Holly bulbs? from Tesco reduced to 45p for 5 (??3 full price) as they say "plant by 30th April". I don't think they'll notice an extra day!

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:43
Oh; all the police yesterday? "searching for a wanted man"
sometimes it's best not to ask.

I gave his lordship a lift into the city (to the street next to where I work; I was in the same traffic jam on both sides of the road! There must be a law against that) for a meal out with work mates...
... this means I need to stay awake til late so I can pick him and a chum up.

Why did I agree to this the night before another scout camp (normally can't get them to go to bed before midnight at best) ???

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:36
Hosta fan a friend had their knee done latest year. It will get worse before it gets better because our bodies are complete arses. But call your doctor if you're concerned. Are you having physio? Are you following their instructions inch by inch?
Because there will be hell to pay it you're not!!!

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 14:42

Oh Dove and Wonky. As sad as I am for you, I am so happy for your (grand)mother that she was able to go peacefully. I hope that you treasure your memories and have plenty of giggles at them.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 16:55
Police helicopter, search and bite dogs, many many police cars... things are livening up on our street!!

*locks door and hides*

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 14:06
KEF damn things haven't drowned so far! Bitterly cold out there now so have built myself a nest on the sofa and shall watch Criminal Minds while Reggie snores beside me.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 13:19
Went to Aldi for some vegetables...

... came home with a weed wand.

Has anyone had any success with burning the weeds away? It looks potentially useful on the areas I can't dig out.

Just waiting for it to stop snowing so I can try it.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 27/04/2016 at 06:54
Morning all. I've been reading about this cold blast we're due to be hit with... I'll not bother turning the heating off just yet!

Help with ideas

Posted: 26/04/2016 at 07:18
I adore option b. The path through the middle is practical and the shape makes a nice bold statement which can always be softened with planting should you find it too harsh.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 26/04/2016 at 07:16
Morning all. Should I be leaving left out if the asshats are not pm'ing me? Obviously they realise just how much damage I can cause with my superior spelling mistakes and firefighter boots to trample over freshly seeded lawns. Chicky; people are odd. Just remember when you receive one of this messages - I am here with 400 gallon of freezing cold water ready to lay siege to their green houses!!

Gloriously sunny but COLD here. I had a brilliant time yesterday delivering a talk to a town womans guild (even if we did have a complete technical failure) so shall be spending today polishing a few bits up ready to use again... if anyone else will have me that is!!

Anyone for another mug of tea? I've discovered A2 milk; lacks a certain protein and is doing wonders for my stomach problems. TEA FOR EVERYONE!!

Discussions started by Clarington

Sawdust

Can I use it for anything? 
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HELLO FORKERS! November Edition

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HELLO FORKERS! October Edition

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HELLO FORKERS! September Edition

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Plant Swap

 
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Last Post: 24/07/2016 at 22:43

Does putting slate on your pots help keep the soil moist?

 
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HELLO FORKERS! July Edition

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Ideas for a small shady corner

(of the vegetable garden) 
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Last Post: 30/06/2016 at 18:03

Tiny Plants

For tiny pots. 
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HELLO FORKERS! June Edition

A friendly place where we can chat to each other about all sorts of things - everyone welcome! 
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Carnivorous Plants; UK native.

 
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Last Post: 15/06/2016 at 11:46

Hawthorn Hedge: at the end of its life?

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Last Post: 24/04/2016 at 11:10

Child friendly / neglect friendly / plant for classroom

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Rhubarb in a potato sack?

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Maggots in my strawberry plants.

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