Posted: 29/06/2015 at 15:23
Wintersong - beware - gardening and bikinis don't mix. Once upon a time, when Wonky Womble was a very young cub, I had a fabulous figure and a bikini to match - one of those little gingham numbers
Tthere was a heatwave and I was spending most of my time in the bikini top and flares (it was that long ago) and I was doing a bit of gardening whilst Wonky lay in her pram under the crab apple tree.
I bent down to pull up a weed, and stood up again just as a lorry drove past the garden - and the lorry driver's face was a picture - I didn't know why until I looked down - I'd completely 'fallen out'
Lots of tying in and feeding and watering of pots has been done and now I'm cooling off on the sofa with all the windows wide open - thank goodness I've got an excuse to watch the tennis