Posted: 10/05/2015 at 19:17
Wonky has been WONDERFUL!!! Raspberries have been tamed. Weeds have been pulled up and binned. Rubbish has been binned. Runner bean patch has been manured. Runner bean teepee has been erected and runner beans have been planted. What is more - deeply troubling anxieties about layout of garden are troubling me no more - Wonky has helped me to prioritise. This autum will see a re-modelling of part of the garden - there may even be a pergola!!! She is a complete star!!!
For my part I have fed her with bacon baps and copious mugs of coffee, and allowed her to feed our robins
Oh, and guess what folks! Hefty has returned - large amounts of hedgehog poo were found in the garden this morning - food will be put out this evening once the blackbirds and woodpigeons have gone to bed
Rosé and olives are now being taken whilst pork chops and Charlotte potatoes are cooking - they will be eaten with buttery broad bean shoots