Posted: 21/08/2014 at 08:10
Just heard on the news that some poor chap spent all day laying a new turf lawn only to wake up the next day and find the whole lot had disappeared. CCTV revealed two middle aged ladies in the act at half past five in the morning.
Another reason why it's better to seed than turf
I know I'm awake at 5.30 most mornings, but did they say one of the women was wearing a fluffy dressing gown .......