Posted: Today at 00:56
OH. I forgot to mention about the Pantomime (chuckles of Oz)
I haven't enjoyed myself so much in years!
I didn't go!!!!!
No, No,No. I did. Apart from the beginning ,middle and end, plus the 3D bit. it was rubbish!
They wanted me to play Tin Man but after some thought I had to decline. My heart wasn't in it.
I used to have a job as a pantomime horse, but quit while i was a head!
Tried to book next year!!!!!!! (https://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCEQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.darlingtoncivic.co.uk%2Fwhats-on%2Fcinderella-pantomime-20152016.aspx&ei=77aYVPmsAcb4UNOwgbAL&usg=AFQjCNE_Qn6s6-PmUBVIMIKdQD7-B0JpvQ
They are sold out of front seats (true!!!) and they don't know who is staring in it yet!!!!
I have respect for seasoned actor in panto ( The chuckle bros) I enjoyed shout 'It's beneath you!'.
We never once got a ' it behind you' My 4yr old was disappointed and scared by the 3D glasses. (to young perhaps?) But he wants to go again now?
The two brothers (Barry and Paul) I took my own place and threw humbugs rapped in paper with betting odds, saying " explain this" 7/4, 9/1 9/4 5/2 and many others with "explain this 6/2" ( there was a lot thrown, wrapped humbugs, through the show, till the end )
Upon where they asked. ' what are these' Where upon i shouted out " i Thought you were the wizards of odds"
I HATED IT!!!! Honest!