Posted: 26/11/2014 at 10:05
Oops - missed you there Woody, in your kipper tie - morning
That reminds me of a oldie but a goodie!
NoddyHolder goes into an outfitters to purchase a new 70's style outfit. The shopkeeper asks him if he needs any help and Noddy tells him he wants the works, flares, big lapels and big collars. So he's got it all on, but they both decide that there is something missing, the shopkeeper asks:
"How about a kipper tie?"
Noddy replies 'Er, yeah thanks, milk and two sugars please.'