Latest posts by Edd


Posted: 28/04/2016 at 22:24

" like a Geordie, it's happiest in shorts and t shirt " 

We only where them because we have been left in so much sh*t up here. 

We have to dig through 2 foot of snow to find the frost nevermind coal or steel!!!



Bumble Bees

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 22:18

Perhaps the smell off your trainers stunned the bee and after it was shaken out it was still a bit woozy. Have you tested them on your other half??? 

There is always the option of riding free on the motorcycle into the sunset if they still stink. Perhaps that will work for the smell!!!

Then again you will have to find the sun

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 22:05

I see you mentioned...... "cause not known yet" 

Did you have a garden party again Verdun?

Sorry to here about your loss Verdun

Well actually that is not true. I could not give a sh*t apart from the fact that it upsets you and I do not want you to feel that way.

I bet he was a great guy and by the very limited text you have given me he sounds like he meant a lot to you. I understand the loss with that bit.

Sorry, but you know I'm blunt.

Can you remember when you and he did ...

(I'm here if you need to talk Verdun. Promise I will only listen. PM me if needed, any time you like mate) 

 It's my way of saying... We miss you when your not funny!

It's been nearly 18 month now!!! 


Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:38
B3 wrote (see)

Hello Edd,

Is this affecting alliums?


Frost kills.B3

Your new-look forum

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:32


I hate being told when I should be happy.


(Oh says she has special gear for that. Pleased the new horse riding gear, I got her for Christmas has come in useful.)

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:25

Too much?

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:24

Too much?

Feeding pond plants - any tips?

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:23

I like the theory darren636.

What if the pond has no fish or Oxygen (or little)?

Where do you start.

Lets say clay lined natural pond??? (stagnant but not smelly) floods once a year?


Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:17



We allways plant seeds on christmas day ( for show) , remember????????

Funny how this year has changed again (Sorry. No emoji for A SHIT SCARED!)

This weather scares me up here. We have 2 inches of snow and I've just put blue berries out in pots.

(seriously what is the point of living here)


Sorry to others but leeks and onions + veg prize (1st,2nd,3rd)money is my show.It pays my seed and more. I have told you. 1st,2nd,3rd Veg / Options win you the money)

If nothing else its a night out and seed for next year.

I got 3rd with the heaviest onion in the Britain last year on a borrowed allotment.

It can be won.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:06

Hostafan1. Turmeric and black pepper! 


Sorry. I think I might get wrong for this but my mam's hip replacement opp, proves different.

Sod it till I'm barred and proved wrong.

I do not advise anyone to do this Without looking it up you muppets!!!!!



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