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HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:25

Too much?

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:24

Too much?

Feeding pond plants - any tips?

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 21:23

I like the theory darren636.

What if the pond has no fish or Oxygen (or little)?

Where do you start.

Lets say clay lined natural pond??? (stagnant but not smelly) floods once a year?


Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:17



We allways plant seeds on christmas day ( for show) , remember????????

Funny how this year has changed again (Sorry. No emoji for A SHIT SCARED!)

This weather scares me up here. We have 2 inches of snow and I've just put blue berries out in pots.

(seriously what is the point of living here)


Sorry to others but leeks and onions + veg prize (1st,2nd,3rd)money is my show.It pays my seed and more. I have told you. 1st,2nd,3rd Veg / Options win you the money)

If nothing else its a night out and seed for next year.

I got 3rd with the heaviest onion in the Britain last year on a borrowed allotment.

It can be won.

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:06

Hostafan1. Turmeric and black pepper! 


Sorry. I think I might get wrong for this but my mam's hip replacement opp, proves different.

Sod it till I'm barred and proved wrong.

I do not advise anyone to do this Without looking it up you muppets!!!!!



Feeding pond plants - any tips?

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 20:00

Ok. got the thread you posted and I'm looking.

Just out of interest? 

HOW BIG? Please.

Feeding pond plants - any tips?

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 19:57

If you feed ponds, They will go mad, believe me!  You want nutrient rich soil and not nutrient rich water.

They need Oxygen and very low nutrients that is it ( a bit of other ponds water will establish this and they will come.0 but they need Oxygen plants to do this.

TOO much nutrients is bad. 

Depending on the base liner then Waterproof clay is the best option.

Dont try and force Nature. Just try and help it.


HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 19:42

Hostafan1. Turmeric and black pepper! 

Dog forbid you try Bicarb and lemon with ACV? 

Forgive me I'm just here for the jokes! I do hope VERNUN perks up when I'm away???

Believe me you need VERDUN. (thanks Mate.)

Feeding pond plants - any tips?

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 19:08

Sorry Rob Lockwood.

Did not intend to steal your post.

Apologies again. I'll try and help after I read through again.

I think you could probably help me more. 

I'll keep watching and upping this post for you.

Your new-look forum

Posted: 28/04/2016 at 19:02

There are different positions to take Aspirin apparently SGL. My OH prefers standing up with a glass of water (there are others positions without water, apparently)  but Lyn thinks i'm not happy with this? 

Just asked OH! 

Apparently on all fours with face down and a aspirin between her knees, is the best relief for a headache! Apparently gardening is good for you and she enjoyed watering my new seedlings while not losing the true drug that is good to plants.

They are getting a bit leggy so need putting outside to harden off as it's going to snow up here!

If it gets too cold, tonight then we might have to practice the Aspirin method again!!!

TOO MUCH??? (just say)

I did not start it.

At what point did I become "never happy"?????????

Please tell me?

Forget it. Its not how I work and play.

 PS. OH say will it be so quick and painless nest time?

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