Posted: 24/12/2016 at 20:38
I can't match last year's offering, so this'll have to do
With apologies to Sammy Cahn
To the tune of # Let it Snow!
# Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the Forum is so delightful
So if you want things to grow
Have a go! Have a go! Have a go!
If your artichokes look like onions
And your plums have got bumps like bunions
When you can't find the RHS book
Take a look! Take a look! Take a look!
When we finally say goodnight
And we look back at what we've grown
Well it gives us all such delight
Even though we might curse and moan
Well the sprouts are already simm'ring
And the tree is all decked with trimming (sorry )
But if you've nowhere to go
Turn on the Forum - you'll Ho Ho Ho!
'Cos if your roses are drowned in greenfly
And your hellebores look far too dry
If you can't find the cure
Check the Forum - be reassured
Now we can finally say goodnight
And look back at the year we've had
We've had lots of fun and delight
So life really can't be too bad
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And the Forum is so delightful
But though we want plants to grow
Let it snow! Let it snow! Let it snow!
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you all