Posted: 20/10/2016 at 20:52
OMG , punkdoc.
I know you wanted to get away from the neighbour , but... OMG.
I'm glad I didn't know where you were, your wife must have been terrified.
it must make Sheffield A & E on a Saturday night before Christmas look like a picnic in the park.
All I can say is, if you can do that , you can do anything.
Enjoy the bottle of wine.
I think you deserve a fat rascal or two.