Posted: 06/05/2014 at 22:16
Now everyone has finished eating, I can tell you the story of my mums cat, Tiger.
They live in a bungalow and he used to bring in presents through the open bedroom window. He would then drop live (mouse) present on the bed , and wow to be fed(chopped up liver) in the middle of the night. My dad wouldn't get out of bed, so my mum had to resort to catching the mice in a fishing net and then release them outside the house. It got a bit beyond a joke when he bought in a baby rabbit... and the mouse that got in the back of the piano was a bit of a pain too.
I've been watching 13 men on an island. 1st thing they see is a boa constrictor. as they watched this fine piece of protein slither off, all they could think about was how much sleep they would get. I was thinking, chop its head off and roast it.
How do you like your snakes, Dove?