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Fruitcake, I just use a smiley for a like button.
I got the company jet for the weekend. Can we land it on the sand?
Who has pinched my Party frock? At this rate I'll be coming in a wet suit.
Beautiful, Marion. You wouldn't think it was November , tomorrow.
I didnt either. The plastic skeleton was one thing, a severed arm a totally different matter.
Dad has come home, so now he is safely in bed, we can party.
The hospital yesterday had a severed arm lying on top of a heater. I thought it was in particularly bad taste. I hate hospitals.
We still have Flash the white mouse running around the patio. I thought the cats or foxes would have had it by now.
Last time I stopped at a Little Chef on the way to Cornwall, I got a burger in a frozen bun, and ice cream in a hot bowl. I kid you not.
Are we there yet?