Posted: 19/02/2016 at 18:22
Anyone of delicate sensibilities, look away now.
Have you ever been in the supermarket, thought you were talking to hubby, and found he had moved away and you were talking to a complete stranger?
Well, the hotel cat seems to have hit on me for a soft touch. It followed us into breakfast this morning, a buffet arrangement. After I had got cereal, I was by the hot dishes, when I uttered to the man next to me, dressed in same colour t shirt and shorts as hubby, and said "pussy would like some bacon" . An american man I had never met before turned round and said"excuse me" in an indignant voice and took two steps away from me.
Two young canadians on boat. Male was buff. Female was about a slender size 6 and made dumb blondes look good. We had a performance while she was taking off her frilly lacy shorts and poking her pert posterior in the direction of a boat full of men with their tongues hanging out.
Later on we were introduced. His name was Ken. I have no idea what hers was because I couldnt get Barbie out of my mind.