Posted: 07/02/2014 at 15:55
Ha, love it Dove.
I have been known to extract up to £15 from a man suffering from Manflu,whilst on a one hour Sunday Rota, (like we used to do before the supermarkets decided to have 24 hours opening and shove a pharmacy in the corner by the booze aisle.)
Mansize tissues, obviously, preferably those with extra soft or added balm.
A hot drink type thing(works better in a special mug). probably some lozenges or a throat spray. Some Vitamin C to aid recovery. Olbas oil or Vick Rub. A bottle of Lucozade. Sorry, cant help with the bell or the nurse holding a towel to wipe the fevered brow.
Womanflu---- Two paracetamol four times a day, keep warm and drink plenty of liquid. If bunged up, a sudafed tablet three times a day.