Posted: 17/04/2015 at 17:52
Well we ran through the permutations.
Do it online ....easiest but not possible
Bikini on a beach in St Lucia (tacky) upset Mum
Elvis impersonator in Las vegas (very tacky) upset everyone
Underwater in a wet suit in Maldives (not sure thats legal) Cuts out all those that can't dive
Register office and two witnesses grabbed off the street (bit tacky)
Elope to gretna green (too many midges in Scotland, but I could have fairygirl as a bridesmaid)
ended up with hotel up the road with a Baronial Hall(victorian gothic) able to take 50 to 100 guests.
No I'm not getting married in white. No I'm not pregnant.