Posted: 23/05/2013 at 22:26
The daftest thing I ever did was to leave a paper bag containing a few daffodil bulbs on the kitchen worktop, knowing that my husband was going to cook our meal that day.
I didn't connect the slight tummy-upset with the meal, as my husband and son had both eaten it, with no ill-effects. It was only several days later, when I suddenly remembered the bulbs and asked if anyone knew where they had gone to, that the penny dropped. They had been chopped up instead of the onions. He swears that he didn't check the insurance policy first!