Posted: 30/08/2013 at 08:32
Me? Deputy? Blimey. I am away for the weekend - this is going to be like pass the parcel - naked Maud is in the garden, you can be deputy for the weekend. Wearing your doily uniform, you will be respected. i will take over on Monday but I will not be naked as I will be wearing a Batman costume - don't know why but the cape will hide my fat tummy in the lycra. I was put on detention yesterday for not going on the Forkers. So, i ate the cake on my own and farted tunes to keep myself amused. Yes, that's what this forum needs: sound icons. That's the first thing I did when I got my iPad, downloaded the fart ap. It's amazing the divide between people - some laugh like mad (me) at fart noises and then others can keep a straight face and are not amused at all. Which category do you come under? While I am away and only deputy for the duration of typing this, I order you to contemplate your views about farting. The burning question: why?