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It is true we are all doomed.
I am assuming it is outdoors, as it is raining here. I am not complaining about the rain as my arm are beginning to ache but I feel for anyone who has organised an outdoor event.
They are all good chums, they probably went for a pint and discussed whose phones was being hacked this week and then tweeted Mel
Eastenders is proven to make you ill, now you know why you have a lurgy.
Has Gary been knighted yet?
Have you an almond hand too?
I will start legal proceedings.
Well if the speedos fit................
I am going to bin my first in the field tomatoes, useless, shall I complain to Dolmios?
Lottie do sons never need favours? I can see a favour exchange system would work well with 3 boys
Geoff- Playgirl will be calling you soon.
Anyone having a party this weekend?
I shall bring my strimmer