Latest posts by KEF

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 21:09

DD we are certainly here and on song number 13.

I have tried playing at being a judge on the Voice and my chair refuses to turn around, I wonder why ?

Wonky any chance you can find Lily and ask her if we can put some rock music on in the Tardis?

My OH fell asleep after song number two

Off I go to hear the next one, doubt I'll survive until ours number 28 ?? 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 19:16

Archie we are going to Doves for a Eurovision party. Wonky has Goat curry  I'll book you & Mrs. A a place on the Tardis. 

Topbird bring the Ritz crackers I have some lumpfish cavier which I like on them 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 18:47

Dove if the Tardis is collecting Kate Bush can it pick up Patrick Stewart I would love to chat to him 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 18:45

I don't like Campari..maybe because many moons ago someone told me it was nice with tomato juice  I don't like Pimms either I love tommy juice and Worcester sauce but without any alcohol, not even Vodka. 

Right my feet are scrubbed and ready to go

Joyce if you look in we can pick you up, have a few hours with us and Lily can get you back home in the Tardis to a time before you left home. We aren't bonkers, not really  

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 18:04


Lizzie romantica .......xx We can pick you up in the Tardis and have you back before you left 

Fairy hugs x

Is Cornwall the best or is Cormwall the best?

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 18:00

Are they singing tonight? 

Last edited: 14 May 2016 18:01:34

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 17:54

I'm on my way as soon as I have washed my feet 

I have chapatis and lots of salted nuts..soz I didn't know about the party I've been o/s. Wonky pleeze save me some curry. 

My ABBA costume has shrunk  I won't be wearing my hot pants as Pdoc isn't there 

What time do we kick off? 

Noisy children

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 17:30

The kids next door to me continually screamed, well the girl did. I made friends with them and then got my own back..I bought them a splash ball..balloon filled with water inside a ball with a timer which burst the balloon as you stood in a circle and passed it around ..hence wet parents 

Later we went on to play water pistol pistol fights over the fence  they cheated and bought a cannon thing & soaked me  so I turned the hose on them.

Sadly they are now of an age where it isn't cool to talk to me if they have mates  around  Occasionally I do  have a senior moment and spray them with the hose

Last edited: 14 May 2016 17:31:32

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 10:31

Topbird snap 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 14/05/2016 at 10:30

Morning all 

Lily the format still looks the same on my desktop. 

Runny  Don't think I've watched it since ABBA won. However I might give it a go if Dove is feeding us  Also agree about the beans, do them just before the jollies.

Obelixx have a lovely time in U.K

Hope Chicky is having fun.

Panda maybe a new job as a wedding planner 

Pat I hope HRH is still improving.

To all who haven't had a mention a big Hello 

Better get my skates on, not to catch up with Fairy but to move some bricks from the side of the house. On Tuesday & Wednesday scaffolding goes up for the start of our new roof project  OH needs to get the loft emptied..where the stuff is going is any ones guess. 


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