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National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 16:15

Loving this thread

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 10:31

The vicar's wife she was there

Feeling very merry

Swinging on the chandelier

And pee*ng in the sherry

Amazing what you remember from school 

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 09:59

There was a young woman from Tottenham

Manners she'd truly forgotten 'em

One day at the vicars

She took of her knickers

Exclaiming she felt too hot in 'em.  

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 09/05/2016 at 09:02

Morning it's 

Such sad news Lizzie 

I need to make the most of today as storms are forecast for tomorrow. 

Catch you all later.

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 08/05/2016 at 17:10

Obelixx it is that hot here  that we are having cold chicken , prawns & salad, griddled Haloumi and peppers and eating it like mezes. I'm sure my spelling is all wrong, please excuse me as I've need cold drinks  in the shade. 

Hope all have a good evening and Lizzie can chill when visitors have finally gone.

I smell a BBQ it must be Dove 

Best sign off now no pooter when under the influence  

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 08/05/2016 at 16:05

Hope you feel better Fairy x

New Forum

Posted: 08/05/2016 at 15:19

Can we let Daniel have a few hours peace ? 

We will get updates after tomorrow's meeting .

Back outside to enjoy SUNDAY and the sunshine 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 08/05/2016 at 15:17

Hi Frank  That warm here it is cold chicken and salad. 

I got my peas planted  and have just done some pottering & sitting too warm in GH's to wash them.

Happily been watching black spiders play peek & boo on the the patio stones..doesn't get more chilling 

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 08/05/2016 at 09:18

Morning / Hello all 

Sun is just burning through so I'd better do the jobs I didn't do yesterday as it looks like another scorcher  and I might have to relax again this afternoon 

Panda I'm pleased you got a dress 


HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 07/05/2016 at 14:43

Hi TB I'm holding down a garden seat in the shade having a long cold drink, it's a tough job but someone has to do it  Washing GH and planting peas will have to happen tomorrow.

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