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HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 21:16

I can't see an edit button 


 I can now ..thanks team I like it 

Last edited: 12 May 2016 21:18:19

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 18:49

So you didn't need the shot Pdoc  Not for Fairy & Lesley land, Where are you going or is it a secret for now?


We have man with scaffold here Tues / Weed,. Roofer Thurs onwards..might take a week..new roof with felt  and new slates needed.  Then a renderer to remove the carp stuff that we paid a lot of £  6 years who has disappeared,  And re-do it. 


My car at Mums for the duration OH's on the road in the day..no access to garage up & over..hope I can get to the O/s tap 


Soz I haven't time to scroll back pages & pages.


Best wishes to you all 

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 17:14

HELLO FORKERS May 2016 Edition

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 17:13

Hi Runny good to have you back.


Just popped in to say Hello  Been in the garden and thinking of stuff for the Limerick thread.


Pdoc I didn't know you needed a rabies shot for Scotland  Love to my Scottish mates x

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 17:07

Mirror mirror on the wall


Who is the fairest of them all ?


Not you it said


My face went red


No one was near 


As I shed a tear


My eyes still leaked 


The mirror peeked


I stared it back


It didn't crack


So I threw it on the floor 

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 16:17

When brain not in gear


After consuming some beer


I ordered a bed 


What arrived was a shed


I'll be sleeping alone I fear

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 16:15

Loving this thread

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 10:31

The vicar's wife she was there


Feeling very merry


Swinging on the chandelier


And pee*ng in the sherry


Amazing what you remember from school 

National Limerick Day!

Posted: 12/05/2016 at 09:59

There was a young woman from Tottenham


Manners she'd truly forgotten 'em


One day at the vicars


She took of her knickers


Exclaiming she felt too hot in 'em.  

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