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HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 23/04/2016 at 17:10

Lily join the club you are member number 3 

All feel free to join and claim your "Batty" membership number.

Runny number 1, I wouldn't steal that honour from her

KEF number 2

Lily number 3

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 23/04/2016 at 17:03

Lesley it happened overnight one day the well ran dry and I found a bowl with nobs on in the kitchen  The candles were all gone, except the ones I still save for emergencies. Someone had entered the house and removed the gas mantles and put a funny thing on the ceiling and an arrow pointing to a weird thing on the wall. We put our anti- slug gear on and I made the OH press that switch..we haven't looked back For some reason someone keeps putting envelopes through that hole in the door ( I keep telling OH to nail it up) asking us for money ..I'm not giving any money to charities I don't know British Gas  or YEB  We must get that flap nailed up. 

Hope your Mum & Dad are okay x

President Obama

Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:52

I admire Obama and think he has been thwarted with many things he wanted to do I was thrilled when he was elected. 

His speeches are scripted as are all.

I do think his speech yesterday wasn't entirely of his choice..he said form a queue the Americans say a line. 

Whatever I think he has been one of the best US presidents in my time, I was 8 when JFK was murdered. Gawd help us / world when he has to step down looking at what might follow.  

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:20

Certainly is 

Others welcome to join in 


Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:18

Sick th

HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:16

LOL I'll send it by courier too heavy by post with Anvil attached

I'm well south east of Manchester other side of the big hills.  You are as daft as me x



Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:13

Brenda I enjoyed reading Milton Paradise Lost out loud, it sounded like broad Yorkshire to me. His throate was cut thro to the neck bone..I remember it well  Bard's Tale's a long time ago. 


Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:08

Chocolate bars 


HELLO FORKERS April 2016 Edition

Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:07

Soz Lizzie I didn't know it was a big worry, maybe hope for rain on the day and feed them, in the past they've loved your cakes.

Runny since when have you moved darn sarth & I was joking  Answering for Archie who must now be in the kitchen. My Grandad was a Blacksmith and I'm sure we have a rasp somewhere that he made, you can have it for your feet 


Posted: 23/04/2016 at 16:00

The thing that drives me nuts is when people say a bit when referring to liquid, especially on food programmes. In my world ( and it can be an odd one)  small amounts of poured liquid are drops not bits..anyone seen a rain bit? 

Nessles here Dove, Neslay sounded too foreign for us 

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