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Posted: 14/12/2013 at 08:58
star gaze lily wrote (see)

Lol Kef, sounds a great night out.    And home by 12 40, you were a good girl. Its always great to catch up with friends, glad you had a fun time.

Hows the head this morning? Need any paracetamols? 


Head fine Lily, but starting to recall some daftness done by me, well they expect it of me    Glad you enjoyed your catch up.  



Posted: 14/12/2013 at 08:35

Hello Forkers.

Had plenty of sherberts Lily, but also 3 big glasses of water, can't find a smiley with a hallo.

Great night with 14 old collegues, meal cooked by one of them, held in their new centre, so as noisey and silly as we wanted to be. Huge pass the parcel, well sling the huge Santa sack  across the floor from one to another. Forfeits good, had to tell about my first kiss, but at least I wasn't the ventriloquists dummy sitting on another girls knee. Finally got home at 12.40am and then had to remove the slap, I might be a bit slow today.

Have a lovely time with foodies Dove.

Archie your Christmas eve sounds good.

Have a good one everyone BFN


Posted: 13/12/2013 at 16:53

Anyone want a battery lawn edger

Right time to go and become a girlie  

Have a good evening all.

Riddle me

Posted: 13/12/2013 at 16:13

I've cheated and Googled, so won't spoil it for others. A good one.

Riddle me

Posted: 13/12/2013 at 16:11

Hi B Karen.

I don't know, I'll have a think.


Posted: 13/12/2013 at 16:08

Clari, I've never used it, it came with a rechargable battery operated little trimmer thing, used that once on the heather bed. Think the gift was a Telegraph offer. I am asked from time to time if I've used them, yes of course. I can't dispose of them because the person bought herself one and loves it, so if hers breaks she might ask to borrow mine.


Posted: 13/12/2013 at 15:46

Hi Clari, bet you are bored to tears if there's nothing to do.

I'm waiting until it's time to start getting ready to go out, not going until 6.30pm. Wonder whatever used to take me so long ? In my late teens / twenties it was a 3 hour job.

I've finally done all the cards and car delivered them.

Suppose I could make a list of what's needed for Xmas dinner, but not in the mood. Could do the last bit of ironing, but most def' not in a mood for that.

Oh, I must announce that I've found the feather duster that I lost in May. It was hiding in a long narrow box that contains the battery operated lawn edger...don't ask, it was a pressie  the lawn thing not the duster.  How it got in there I don't know. Don't think I've ever dusted under the influence.

Yes I did buy another, haven't left it since May.

Riddle me

Posted: 13/12/2013 at 10:32
KEF wrote (see)


 I mean wrong is what is always spelled wrong. Not Verdun's maths

Riddle me

Posted: 13/12/2013 at 10:30
CluelessGardener wrote (see)

It is a river

no Verdun

each person has had a pound given back and the bell boy has two pound that makes the five pound difference

3X9=27 +bell boys two Pounds = 29 pounds

It's just the way it's add up

James Verdum and KEF thank you for the comments on the blog can I add them so people can see them ??


Yes James.

Riddle me

Posted: 13/12/2013 at 09:29


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