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Keyser Soze

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After some help with colourful yellow shrubs for my garden...thank you :)

Posted: 06/03/2014 at 16:54

Jess, there's a lovely yellow cotinus also called "Golden Spirit".

Is this a gonna or can anyone help with advise, think its leylandii or conifier

Posted: 06/03/2014 at 16:48

Ah! Just zoomed in! Didn't know you could do that. 

I'll second guess at Lawson's Cypress. The green bit on the left looks a bit bluey.

Is this a gonna or can anyone help with advise, think its leylandii or conifier

Posted: 06/03/2014 at 16:38

Dormant (or dead) Cytisus?

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 23/02/2014 at 18:17

YewJay, hey I'm Jewish! But it's no skin off my nose!

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 23/02/2014 at 05:33

I had two pet chimpanzees who unfortunately died. I was very fond of them so decided to preserve their memory and took them to a taxidermist to have them stuffed.

"Would you like them mounted Sir" asked the taxidermist?

"No thanks" I said, "holding hands will do!"

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 23/02/2014 at 05:30

Two snowmen are standing in a field.

One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots"?

B&Q dead plants

Posted: 14/02/2014 at 13:35

Sounds like the start of the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" sketch!

Did the assistant try and suggest the Echinops were pining for the Fjords?

Pleased you got a refund though

Lawn moss.... Help!

Posted: 06/02/2014 at 05:12

Good link for RHS which also says to be careful of over application of lawn sand as it can blacken and kill grass also.

Yellowing lawn

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 04:01

I never thought about potting compost being water holding. Explains why mine is keeping it's squelch!

Good tip.

Everedge steel lawn edging?

Posted: 15/01/2014 at 06:22

I got some galvanised lawn edging from e-bay at a fraction of the price.

Gardman do it but there is a no-name version which retails for around £10 for

5m x 160mm (16' 3" x 6.5") which includes delivery.

I got some last year and plan to make a start with it soon. It says it's rot proof and maintenance free but I was thinking of spraying it with hammerite.

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Hummingbird Hawk Moth

How to attract? 
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