Keyser Soze

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Is this a gonna or can anyone help with advise, think its leylandii or conifier

Posted: 06/03/2014 at 16:38

Dormant (or dead) Cytisus?

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 23/02/2014 at 18:17

YewJay, hey I'm Jewish! But it's no skin off my nose!

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 23/02/2014 at 05:33

I had two pet chimpanzees who unfortunately died. I was very fond of them so decided to preserve their memory and took them to a taxidermist to have them stuffed.

"Would you like them mounted Sir" asked the taxidermist?

"No thanks" I said, "holding hands will do!"

GardenIng jokes

Posted: 23/02/2014 at 05:30

Two snowmen are standing in a field.

One turns to the other and says "Can you smell carrots"?

B&Q dead plants

Posted: 14/02/2014 at 13:35

Sounds like the start of the Monty Python "Dead Parrot" sketch!

Did the assistant try and suggest the Echinops were pining for the Fjords?

Pleased you got a refund though

Lawn moss.... Help!

Posted: 06/02/2014 at 05:12

Good link for RHS which also says to be careful of over application of lawn sand as it can blacken and kill grass also.

Yellowing lawn

Posted: 04/02/2014 at 04:01

I never thought about potting compost being water holding. Explains why mine is keeping it's squelch!

Good tip.

Everedge steel lawn edging?

Posted: 15/01/2014 at 06:22

I got some galvanised lawn edging from e-bay at a fraction of the price.

Gardman do it but there is a no-name version which retails for around £10 for

5m x 160mm (16' 3" x 6.5") which includes delivery.

I got some last year and plan to make a start with it soon. It says it's rot proof and maintenance free but I was thinking of spraying it with hammerite.

Big Bold Purple Plants (for August 2014)

Posted: 09/01/2014 at 07:01

If your friend wanted to plant seed you could try the Annual Cornflower (Centaurea Cyanus)?

I have seen some purple varieties but most are on the bluey side. Thistle type flower though.

There is a lovely cornflower called "The Bride" which is also an annual but unfortunately it's white!

You know you are getting old when...

Posted: 08/01/2014 at 09:15

When you look in the mirror and your Mum looks back.

And you're a bloke....................!

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