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Posted: 20/08/2012 at 09:29

it's originally a punchline from the 'Two Ronnies' comedy show.... fork handles / for candles


one of them went into the hardware store asking for fork handles, and the other gave him four candles


though on this forum, it seems to be a general chat thread............

Discouraging Starlings

Posted: 17/08/2012 at 08:57

Hi Lunarz !

I found I had a problem with the arrival of starlings a couple of months ago, as I too enjoy feeding all the birds, and there were lots of different babies appearing each day.  I remember on the Saturday I had ONE, yes ONE (scout) starling - thought it was nice to see him as I like to hear the funny noise they make (not the sqwarking !!), but by Monday morning I had TWENTY FOUR, (count them) Starlings raiding my garden, all lining up on the electric wire above my garden (I live in the country).  They do send out scouts looking for food.  I persevered for a good few weeks, of removing the seed and feeders for a day or two - snatching them in before I went to work, they kept coming back, so I persevered more.  The babies got so darn cheeky to the point that I practically could grab one, trying to scare it off the feeder, I was literally 2" away from it, it was determined to stay for the food !

Thankfully, they seem to have moved on now, crossing my fingers, as haven't seen them for a while now.  Though am happy that I'm getting to see more and more of Woody (Woodpecker) and Sebastian (my Squirrel).  Seb has started to destroy my bird peanut feeder by chewing through the bottom of the wire, he emptied it of peanuts every day, so will be making him his own peanut feeder this weekend !

Good luck with your starlings !!  As other folk have said, hopefully they should move on soon.

(though must say, I agree with Dovefromabove in that they are useful eating leatherjacks from your lawn, I have a 1/3 acre garden, and frequently came home from work, to find prod holes every 3" all over the garden, they'd worked hard that day !! amazing !!)

I.D. needed please.

Posted: 17/08/2012 at 08:38

oh dear, unless I'm mistaken, it looks like himalayan balsam .  absolute pest as can spread like wildfire, the seed pods shoot for about 12 foot, dispersing the seeds far and wide

Hurrah! New Gardening Prog.

Posted: 16/08/2012 at 09:26

Oh gosh and darn, did it miss it

Guess I was doing something more interesting like shopping, or playing in my own garden

Was going to watch it, for a larf, glad I didn't bother wasting my eyes given the comments above.

Monty's advice on Strawberries ........

Posted: 13/08/2012 at 11:02

Hi all


After watching GW last Friday, I'm now confused about how / where to put my strawberry plants!!  I knew that the plants only have a 3-4 year lifespan and should be replaced after this time, but Monty said NOT to plant them in the same spot year after year?  I never knew this  Does anyone else move their strawberry plants every year, or just leave them where they are, and replace every 3-4 years ?  Any advice is gratefully appreciated, as I will soon be planning and digging my fruit garden, to include 2 dozen strawberry plants I have waiting to go in !!  I've only ever grown strawberries in pots before, so putting them in the ground will be new to me anyway.

Identifying a plant

Posted: 10/08/2012 at 15:53

I agree Potentilla, I have a yellow one, and a red one in my garden.  The red one is one of my all-time favourite plants in my garden, probably the favourite for flowers.  It is soft strawberry red, with a creamy yellow hue in the middle - just fab !

Hope you find the plant you're looking for, for your garden.

Down among the chrysanthemums

Posted: 25/07/2012 at 12:39

could they be mini puff ball mushrooms ?  I had a white one in my lawn the other day, about an inch or so in diameter ..................

Flying Ants

Posted: 25/07/2012 at 12:29

Hi all


Had millions, oh ok, hundreds of flying ants all over my cottage roof last night.  I usually open both sky light windows when I get home from work as the temperature is absolutely oppressive on hot days, but last night could only open one end for fear of being eaten alive during my sleep by them, my larf !

Peach tree

Posted: 05/07/2012 at 09:22

I bought a peach tree a couple of months back from Homebase, which was basically dead unbeknown to me I persevered with it, stared at it every day, but still it didn't grow.  I'm gonna dig up the stick now, and plant a fig tree.  Got one of those for the garden, and one for the greenhouse, so both options covered.


There was another thread on here a month or so ago from someone else who had bought a peach tree from Homebase, which wasn't particularly showing (many / any) signs of life, so perhaps shop around.


Good luck with whichever one you get for your parents.


Posted: 05/07/2012 at 09:17

OMG - I'm in NE Scotland too and they've been absolutely mental of late, really annoying me and my 2 dogs, biting their faces  hopefully with the sun out today, it'll dry the ground a bit, and keep them at bay a little.

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