- Newly retired. Trying to get back into gardening more. Slowly getting into veg growing.
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Yesterday at 14:11
Local man playing golf with a vicar.
First hole the man hooks the ball off the tee and swears long and loud. Vicar tuts to himself but keeps quiet.
Second hole the man slices into the rough and swears even more. Vicar tuts out loud but still says nothing.
Third hole the ball goes straight but ends up in the deepest bunker on the course. The air turns blue and the vicar has had enough. He says to the man that if there is any more profanity the Lord will strike him down. The man apologises and all is OK for a few more hole.
Then..... Nice easy putt and the guy misses. Every swear word known to man comed from his mouth, the sky goes black and and there is an enormous clap of thunder and a bolt of lightning hits. There on the ground are the frazzled remains of the vicar.
A voice comes from the heavens ..... S*** missed again.
Yesterday at 14:01
Hopefully the bait has been put somewhere which will only be accessible to the rats.
2 days ago at 13:04
gavin31, there is no problem with you putting forward your thoughts and ideas on this site. The problem comes when you start to advertise your own site and products.
3 days ago at 11:27
I agree with Mike. There is nothing in our town now apart from coffee shops, poundshops, charity shops and betting shops. Before Dixons (remember them) and Halfords left the High Street I could at least mooch around looking at techie kit and car bits whilst the missus looked at every item of clothing on every clothes rack in town.
Now when we go into town she still does the same, but I just go for a coffee then return to the car and either listen to the radio or read the paper on my phone.
I don't do grocery shopping on-line. I like to be able the see any fruit and veg I'm buying, and make my own decision on any alternatives if my preferred item isn't in stock.
All I can do is wait until the garden centres and nurseries start stocking plants again.
3 days ago at 21:44
Looks like some form of lichen. Unlikely to do any direct damage to the tree. It must like the growing conditions.
16 Jan 2018 18:20
Good luck and I hope all goes well. My only concern is that on many allotments they expect you to be growing plants or veg rather than just importing soil and waiting to see what grows. Hopefully you'll be OK but it might be worth checking the rules.
16 Jan 2018 18:17
I suspect you will find that the council says that ivy is a garden plant - you are responsible for the garden of your property - therefore it is your responsibility to remove it AND they will hold you responsible for any damage it causes to the building.
If the ivy is actually growing from your neighbours property the council may take a more active interest because of the potential damage to your house.
16 Jan 2018 08:17
Max, I think you are going to find that there are already tools which do the majority of the everyday jobs perfectly adequately and any tool to satisfy a niche requirement will have such a limited market as to be unviable.
The only area I can think of would be for battery powered tools to have the same power as petrol operated with battery life of 2 to 3 hours or more. Most battery tools last little more than 30 or 40 minutes currently. That would do away with the servicing requirement of petrol tools whilst retaining the versatility.
16 Jan 2018 08:10
My garden is 50 metres by 10 metres and I paid £1600 to have that stripped back to bare approximately 4 years ago. It was also heavily overgrown and the simplest solution was to rip everything out and start again because so many of the shrubs etc were well past their best anyway.
Your quote does seem a bit on the high side although if there is limited access for machinery it will take longer and therefore increase the cost.
I put the job up on Trustedtrader when I couldn't get hold of the person I wanted to use. Two of the quotes were within £100 of each other with the third being half the price. I discounted the cheapest immediately as it quickly became clear that his idea of clearing the garden was to cut everything down to ground level and leave all the roots.
The job actually did go to the person I'd been trying to contact. He'd been on holiday which explained why he hadn't responsed. He called me on the day I was going to give the job to one of the others, came round and gave a quote very similar to the other two. That at least gave me confidence that the figure being quoted was about right.
13 Jan 2018 09:58
Not even much of an advert. No contact details for the company, and from the terminology used I think it's US based too.
13 Jan 2018 09:53
It's a long time since anybody called me 'young man' If I do come down you're likely to hear me before you see me - from the creaking joints.
12 Jan 2018 15:23
I'll seriously consider popping down there once the weather improves. Your under an hour from home.
12 Jan 2018 12:58
Luckily we have a 75 yo engineer who cant see a problem with working inside a collapsing greenhouse on a step ladder !!
Its a wonderful project and if you are in Bristol please drop inSee original post
Don't let 'Elf n Safety' see this post!
I've just checked your location and we will be within half a mile of you, but unfortunately it going to be on Sunday.
Last edited: 12 January 2018 13:02:21
11 Jan 2018 18:45
Just looked at the photos on your website. Good luck with the renovations!
10 Jan 2018 13:57
My neighbour is in her mid 70's and uses what are basically long handled trowels and forks. Our soil is light so they are enough to break up the surface.
09 Jan 2018 12:03
I used to find programmes about medical procedures fascinating and informative, I certainly never considered them to be entertainment, and I don't think this programme intends to be 'entertaining' either.
I haven't been able to watch any programme of a similar nature since I saw one which was showing in grahic detail an operation I had had a little time earlier. It was all too easy to identify with what was being shown, it wasn't an abstract process any more!
09 Jan 2018 08:04
If you're referring to a programme called 'Surgeons at the edge of life' or something similar, the surgery isn't shown live. It would make for a pretty boring programme for most people as the main operation being filmed took 11 hours. The images are pretty graphic and don't make for easy viewing.
07 Jan 2018 19:38
Wiping the leaves over with a damp cloth to remove the worst of it would probably be the best way if practical. Shaking plants first may dislodge a lot of the soot.
07 Jan 2018 10:15
Ours are all down now and the place looks so bare! My missus insists on them staying up as long as possible so I have no chance of getting them out before the 6th.
07 Jan 2018 10:13
Sorry Papi Jo. Couldn't resist.