Posted: 19/04/2017 at 19:35
A new entry for the "You couldn't make it up" category.
I've just had a call from the people organising my cousin's funeral. It's taking place next Tuesday, which is a bit quick for many people as we're scattered all over the country. The "You couldn't make it up" bit is the reason for it having to be that date.
The local council only allocated a set number of days for grave diggers to attend cemetaries, and if it doesn't happen next week it could quote "Be some time before they are available again"!!!!!!