Posted: 01/08/2012 at 09:31
You lot crack me up, I'm not supposed to be sitting at my desk giggling!
But yes, I have two whistles - does that qualify me as trainer? Don't know huge amounts about football but I can sort some good training exercises. Run up the pitch, kick a ball into a goal, run back, sit down for 20 mins with a cup of tea and a slice of cake.
I think Pam ought to be a cheerleader as well, she can wave pompoms.
Gary, keep us updated on the boat activity.