Posted: 04/01/2015 at 18:17
and cotoneasters just stick their elbows out so you bang your head weeding
Mr Blobby treatment. I like that, describes it exactly. I think some people that see no further than a bright coloured flower, completely oblivious to an ugly shaped shrub.
I once visited a garden where everything was trimmed up like that, looked awful and the owner was really proud