Posted: 02/10/2013 at 10:27
all these bugs are everywhere in the environment. To be on the safe side I think I'll stop breathing so they can't get in that way. Then perhaps I'd better give up eating, I have heard illness can be caused by foods. And definitely no showers, legionella might be in the showerhead.
Oh, and I'd better not grow anything in case it's poisonous.
Or touch a caterpillar, and maybe the bats in the roof are carrying rabies.
Oh, someone help me here please, It's all out of control